Fake friends: Never ask for food. True friends: Are the reasons you have no food. Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM Fake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. True friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn, we messed up, but that s**t was fun!" Fake friends: Never seen you cry. True friends: Cry with you Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. True friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours. Fake friends: Know a few things about you. True friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. True friends: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. Fake friends: Would knock on your front door. True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" Fake friends: Are for a while. True friends: Are for life. Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t." Fake friends: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. True friends: Will knock the s**t outta them Fake friends: Will read this. True friends: Will steal this, just like I did

95% of teens would cry if Justin Beiber was at the top of the empire state building threatening to jump 4% would grab a chair, Popcorn, and friends and scream "JUMP b***h JUMP!" Copy this to your profile if your part of that 1% that would run to the top or the building and push him off your self saying "Sorry, you took to long."

Girl: Do you think I'm pretty? Boy: No. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: What would you choose, me or your life? Boy: My life. The girl runs off in pain and the boy runs after her, grabs her hand and says: "The reason why you're not pretty, is because you're beautiful. The reason why you never cross my mind, is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you, is because I love you. The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die. The reason why I won't do anything for you, is because I'd do everything for you. And, the reason why I chose my life, is because you are my life

Sex is a Sensation Caused by Temptation. A guy sticks his Location In a girl's Destination To increase the Population Of the next Generation Do you get my Explanation? Or do you need a Demonstration

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism!!!!

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared.Guy:No, this is fun.Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl:I love you, slow down. Guy:Now give me a big hug *She gave him a big hug* Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile

Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think .......its a Teabag