Fav Quotes:
“Have you hugged your favorite Dork lately? Most of us are squeezably soft and adorable.”
― Michael P. Clutton
“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
― Mark Twain
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
"Reality continues to ruin my life."
― Bill Watterson
"If loving someone is putting them in a straight jacket and kicking them down a flight a stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people."
― Jarod Kintz
“I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.”
― Charles M. Schulz
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
― Glen Cook
“The textbooks are dumbed down to the where your kid sister could probably read them, and the teacher go over and over and over the same stuff anyway, drilling it into your head so that they can ask you one hundred multiple-choice questions to get it all back out of you again.”
― Charles Benoit
― Michael P. Clutton
“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
― Mark Twain
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
"Reality continues to ruin my life."
― Bill Watterson
"If loving someone is putting them in a straight jacket and kicking them down a flight a stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people."
― Jarod Kintz
“I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.”
― Charles M. Schulz
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
― Glen Cook
“The textbooks are dumbed down to the where your kid sister could probably read them, and the teacher go over and over and over the same stuff anyway, drilling it into your head so that they can ask you one hundred multiple-choice questions to get it all back out of you again.”
― Charles Benoit