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Welcome to the Squirrelveillance Official Homepage! _________________________________________________________________________Squirrelveillance is a brand new revolutionary amazing security system developed through stolen Korean military technologies. In basic speech, if purchased you receive an animatronic squirrel that acts as a security camera and a defense mechanism. The squirrels are produced in specialized factories, and are completely artificial. No squirrels are harmed in the making of our amazing new product. _________________________________________________________________________
The squirrel is stormproof, fireproof, dogproof, childproof, and even evil proof! That's a lot of proofs! Just like high school Geometry! _________________________________________________________________________
The system runs in-exhaustively 24 hours every day, is solar powered and self-charging; the squirrel even comes with an emergency battery to guarantee the product will work continuously. _________________________________________________________________________
The squirrel can patrol on a periodic pattern around your yard to secure the area consistently and the squirrel can be controlled by remote control. If the squirrel spies anything suspicious, it will immediately contact appropriate authorities (like the owner, the police, firefighters, paramedics, etc...) after attacking brutally and remorselessly. __________________________________________________________________________
Squirrelveillance is affordable, reasonably priced, inexpensive, and relatively cheap, but exceptionally full of quality. Rich people like Mr. d**k Richpants and celebrities like Mrs. Urmomma Fancyface use the system, as well as the people living in the slums of New York and Thatoneplacethatidon'trememberthenameofbutiknowit'ssupposedtobereallypoor. __________________________________________________________________________
Other special features include laser eyes, and the extra tree deal. The artificial tree in the "Really Over-Ridiculously Safe Package" acts as an extra charger for the squirrel unit and a powerful tazer. _________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________
Squirrelveillance: not just protecting his own nuts. NOTICE!!!!!!!! SERIOUS DISCLAIMER: Follow ALL directions, do NOT feed after midnight; failure to follow all/any directions may result in fatal or serious injury. (We warned you...)
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You're AMAZING
You should put it in the arena
Yay for friends. XDD