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hey my name is Brittany but u can call me Britt or Burtney ^^
i get bored really easily so u HAVE to entertain me or else i get sleepy ;O
i think this poem is the greatest because it is so true!~

------------------Girls--------------------

------- -----are like apples-------------------

--------on trees. The best ones-----------

------are at the top of the tree.--------

----The boys don't want to reach------

---for the good ones because they ------

-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----

Instead, they just get the rotten apples-

---from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

-something is wrong with them, when in

--reality, they're amazing. They just

---have to wait for the right boy to-------

----- come along, the one who's-----------

----------- brave enough to-----------------

-----------------climb all----------------------

----------------- the way---------------------

-----------------to the top--------------------

---------------- of the tree.------------------


isnt that just soooo cute?


Yes i'm crazy, do you have a problem with that?
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10 Commandements of a Teenager!!!

1) thou shall not sneek out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?)

2)thou shall not do drugz (you can break this one, it not that
important)

3)thou shall not steel from k-mart. (walmart has a bigger selection)

4)thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger
effect)

5)thou shall not steel from thy parents. (every-1 knows grandma has more
money)

6)thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)

7)thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)

cool thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)

9)thou shall not think about having sex. (as nike sayz just do it)

10)thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in
the middle)



Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So - if you give her any crap, you can expect a ton of s**t