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My funny IM convos:
Me and Online Robot
Me: I cheated on you
Bot: i dunno how 2 answer that.
Me: I'm sorry, but he was better
Bot: i don't understand this fully enough 2 say anything smart about it...
Me: Please, don't be mad at him, be mad at me
Bot: i'm tired of u being uncool 2 me.
Me: But Baby, it was all me, I asked him to come to me
Bot: it's getting really tiring talking 2 u.
Me: Fine I will leave then
Bot: i dunno how 2 answer that.
Me: Good-bye!
Me: Duh!
Bot: duh?
Me: Yeah duh
Bot: well, duh.
Me: You're pissing me off
Bot: i dunno how 2 answer that.
Me: OMG!
Bot: what? what's going on?
Me: You are annoying!
Bot: hey, bear with me. i'm trying my best.
Me: Not good enough
Bot: i'll get over it.
Me: Yeah, you may, but I'm not
Bot: that's interesting that u should say that, but i don't think i can answer.
Me: WTF is your problem
Bot: i know, i know. being a human is hard.
Me: Go to hell
Bot: what a weak insult. there r plenty of humans i talk 2 with more imagination than that.
Me: You are a c**k sucking, low life, white trash, gangsta wanna be, with an ugly hair cut and bad breathe.
Bot: let's talk about something else.
Me: Is that better?
Bot: yes, true.
Me: Yeah, thought so
Me, Matt and Mike
Me: -Sits in dark corner-
Matt: why are you there? D:
Me: Idk
Mike: because we're talking about boners
Me: Exactly
Matt: correction
Me: >.<
Matt: you're talking about boners
Matt: im agreeing to your choice of speech
Mike: true, kinda
Me: Fine -Stands up and jumps on Matt- Better?
Matt: yeah
Me: lol
Matt: lol
Mike: >.>
Mike: well I feel like the third wheel
Me: You got M&Ms though
Me: And mommmy
Mike: what am i gonna do, hug them?
Mike: mommy i could hug
Matt: baby
Mike: ahole
Mike: suck it
Matt: no?
Mike: okay
Me: -sighs- Okay, stands up and jumps on Matt again, making him fall on Mike and sits on both of them- Better>
Me: ?*
Mike: no!
Mike: i dont wanna touch that
Matt: >.<
Me: Oh well, tough!
Name: Stephy
Age: 16
Nickname: Bunny {And ******** you Katie, my sister named me that!}
Single: No
Faves!
Food: Shepards Pie
Color: Green
Animal: Cat
Number: 7 and 2
Hates:
Sluts, whores, people who abuse others, animal testers, fakes, liars, cheaters, people who like to talk about others, drugs, drinkers.
I am Stephy, in case you are someone that didn't know me. I'm not always the happy little girl I seem to be. I'm 16. I am taken. I don't get pissed easy, and when I do get pissed, you better not mess with me. And if you need anything, just ask, don't be like Zack (SUGARCULT L) and hack me.
Here is me!
Me as a baby!!
Add me if you want!
Okay this is Matt, and he is amazing. He was introduced to me by one of the BEST guys in my life, Mike. Thank you soooo much. I love him and even though we just met, no one, I mean no one can take the best thing to ever happen to me. He is the best guy that I have right now {Mike you are number 2 there}. He is soo sweet and I do not know what I would do if I lost him. He is what keeps me alive right now {and so is the threat from Mike. lol}. He is what I look forward to every day and night, everytime I see him online, my heart melts and it makes a puddle inside me, then when I talk to him, my heart becomes whole again. Matt, I love you, I miss you each second you're gone and I hope we will be together forever!
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