stereotypical redneck

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My name is Austin and I'm from Alabama.

I ain't a troll.

This here's me an' my bud Russell.

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Keilu Pelilu Report | 03/04/2010 2:34 pm
Keilu Pelilu
pretty much i'll read anything that comes my way. i especially like manga though.
with video games, im more into everything except sports. i play ok, i just dont really get much enjoyment out of it.
Keilu Pelilu Report | 02/26/2010 4:09 pm
Keilu Pelilu
yeah, i guess so. hey, do you like reading? how about video games?
Keilu Pelilu Report | 02/25/2010 8:50 pm
Keilu Pelilu
lol
Keilu Pelilu Report | 02/25/2010 8:13 pm
Keilu Pelilu
agreed.
Keilu Pelilu Report | 02/25/2010 8:09 pm
Keilu Pelilu
nah, im just bored.
Keilu Pelilu Report | 02/25/2010 7:59 pm
Keilu Pelilu
just wonderin, because theyre providin your welfare check.
oh hey look, your mom.

http://journeyamerica.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/redneck-woman.jpg
Keilu Pelilu Report | 02/18/2010 2:35 pm
Keilu Pelilu
by the way, do you hate the goverment?
Keilu Pelilu Report | 02/18/2010 2:33 pm
Keilu Pelilu
now dont get me wrong stereo, i dont have anything against zombie's, gay clowns, lawn gnomes or the like, but i do have something against people like you. and you know what im talking about. im talking about trailer trash, who thinks there better than other people. seriously dude, think to your self. is it just me, or do you eat road kill? in my oppinion, id much rather be a different race than eat dead animals that have been killed by someone's vehicle, and have been sitting on the side of the road.
oh, and by the way, you really dont seem to have a grasp on this whole "stereotypical" thing, so i'll spell it out for you.
read below.

A redneck is usually typified in popular culture by a straight male with a beer belly that consumes cheap American beer such as Busch or Miller by the case (Pabst Blue Ribbon in more traditional settings) as well as Jack Daniel's. They are generally distrustful or dislike anyone not like them or the government. The stereotypical redneck lives in a trailer, and drives an old, large, beat-up pickup truck with a gun rack in the rear window. He generally wears a stained, sleeveless t-shirt, blue jeans, and a trucker hat.

Their hair is generally worn in the mullet style, and they favor long sideburns. Personal hygiene is a lost concept with the stereotypical redneck, and what teeth they have left generally show the complete anthology of the stages of dental caries. Their favorite activities include hunting, shooting at road signs and lights, professional wrestling, NASCAR, monster truck rallies, car engine repair, collecting junked cars and large appliances on their lawns, having way too many children and dogs, participating in domestic disturbances, and waiting around for their welfare checks. Country and Southern Rock bands such as Lynyrd Skynyrd figure in as their preferred genre of music.


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Keilu Pelilu Report | 02/15/2010 2:13 pm
Keilu Pelilu
NOT FOR BABY TURTLES. he/she (im not sure which) look's like a zombie or a demon, one or the other.
hey by the way, if you really are a STEREOTYPICAL redneck, what are you doing on the internet? as a matter of fact, what the hell are you doing hanging out with someone named the queer fairy? dosent sound too redneck to me.
im sure your just some fifteen year old kid who likes to mess with people, am i right?
Keilu Pelilu Report | 02/11/2010 9:37 pm
Keilu Pelilu
is it just me, or does your profile consist of gay clowns, lawn gnomes, zombies, and offensive country music?