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If the Aperture Science Handheld Journal Entry System could talk, and we remind you it cannot, it would tell you to read it now.

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Not much is actually known about Chell. The only information there is is from GLaDOS, but that may not be of any value because GLaDOS is self-admittedly, a liar. It has been stated that Chell's last name is Johnson, however, but we do not know if she has any relation to Aperture Science's brain-damaged founder, Cave Johnson. Chell may or may not have friends, may or may not be adopted, and may or may not have a dumb-sounding voice. She DOES love the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube (even if it DOES threaten to stab her, occasionally...), Chocolate Cake, and the Aperture Science Hand-held Portal Device. Chell's hobbies include flinging herself, gaining momentum, destroying cute-sounding turrets, and defeating murderous super-computers.

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(Art by IMMA SNOW CONE <3)

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Bishop C8 Report | 04/22/2008 4:21 am: Everything about this page is covered in win, with extra awesomesause on top.
The-Nightmare-Creator Report | 03/18/2008 9:39 pm: i have no earthly idea why you joined the hive...
dinosaurs and tacobell Report | 02/21/2008 4:01 pm: omg ILY!!!

PORTAL IS AWESOMEEE....

<3
kinnykins Report | 02/01/2008 7:13 pm: Heya twin. (temporary valentimes day avatar)
Eunoria Report | 01/24/2008 12:43 am: The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that the companion cube will never threaten to stab you and in fact can not speak x]
[Death Blossom] Report | 01/23/2008 7:20 pm: I second the "so much win packed into one little profile" comment.
Durian Report | 01/11/2008 11:04 pm: I'm impressed. So much awesome, and you're only wearing two items.
Celestial Rapture Report | 01/08/2008 4:04 pm: OMG!!!!! Where did you get the Weighted Companion Cube (RIP) Glitter???
SaynaTheSpiffy Report | 01/04/2008 7:58 am: DAMN! You made a Chell way before me! ...Wanna be friends?
Vulpus Report | 12/30/2007 10:35 pm: Companion cube.