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I was uncool before being uncool was cool -All you little hipster wannabe-awkward scenieboppers need to stop thinking you're so unique, ya dig?
You are not a snowflake, you are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
On to other matters.
I am Ali.
I like Star Wars.
I love Calvin and Hobbes.
I like tattoos.
I want to get my PH.D. in History, minor in Astrophysics.
I adore Theodore Roosevelt more than any other man in history, and as a History major, that's saying a lot. I will enlighten anyone who wants to know about the badassery that is T.R., the 26th President of AWESOME.
I love Lord of the Rings.
I also love Harry Potter, but acknowledge that it is much less amazing than LOTR.
I loathe Twilight. Yes, I have read it. Even when I read it at age twelve I thought it was self-indulgent and vague drivel that was only popular because a grade-schooler could easily read it. /End rant.
I like facial hair, I trust people who have beards more than people with out. I hope for my own epic stache, even if it must be drawn on.
I love all music. I'm not saying this like most teenagers being vague and general, I mean it. I like everything from Symphony X to Joan Baez, Streetlight Manifesto to Old Crow Medicine Show, Ben Folds to Wu-Tang Clan, Led Zeppelin to Regina Spektor. I'm also always open to music suggestions, throw 'em at me if you got 'em.
I still play Pokemon, and I ******** love it.
Ta ta for now, holla if you actually care at all.
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Han Shot First!
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Ben Folds and I think about the Army.
(And your mommy).
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