Hey guys sorry i couldnt get a pic of me up(promise im not that ugly) i dont rly have the time to upload one, but when i do i'll make sure! love u guys <3

Two people, a girl and a boy were racing down a street on a motercycle at 100 mph. The boy was wearing a helmet. The girl wasn't.



Girl: Slow down! This is scaring me!



Boy: No, this is fun! Can you take my helmet off? It's bugging me.



Girl: Sure



Boy: Put it on, okay?



Girl: Fine



Later that day a trajic accident happened when the motercycle crashed. The breaks were broken, and the boy knew the bike would crash eventually. He didn't want to frighten the girl so he didn't tell her. He gave her the helmet to protect her from the crash. When the bike crashed the girl survived thanks to the helmet she was wearing, but the boy died instantly

Pick the color of

the shirt you are wearing::

White - because im sexy as hell

Black - because Im conceided like that

Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs

Red - Becase the lil people told me to

Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous

Polka Dots - because I hate my life

Purple - because I'm gay

Pink - Because I'm a dude

Other - because I have double D's

Green - because i am a pretty princess

Orange - because im choking on a squirrel

Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose

Brown - because my moma made me

Shirtless - because I've got abs



.

It's funny how the worl has changed.

Lollipops brcome cigarettes.

Your best friends become your worst enemies.

Homework goes into the trash.

Cell phones are used in class.

Detention becomes suspension.

Soda becomes vodka.

Bikes become cars.

Underwear turns into G-strings.

Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground.

When protection meant wearing a helmet.

Race issues were about who ran the fastest.

The only drug you knew was cough medicine.

When the worst things you could get from boys were cooties.

War was only a card game.

Wearing a skirt didn’t make you a whore.

The only things that could hurt you were skinned knees;

and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow.

The only drama you knew of was romeo and juliet?

When the only thing you could cheat in was games?

Players were only for sports not relationships?

Your daddy’s shoulder was the highest place on earth and your mum was your hero.

When the only way we could change was with clothes and not ourselves?

And WE COULDN'T WAIT TO GROW UP, WHAT NOW



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