~FRIENDS~Fake friends: Never ask for food.True friends: Are the reasons you have no food.Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/MrsTrue friends: Call your parents DAD/MOMFake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.True friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn, we messed up, but that s**t was fun!"Fake friends: Never seen you cry.True friends: Cry with youFake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.True friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.Fake friends: Know a few things about you.True friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.True friends: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.Fake friends: Would knock on your front door.True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"Fake friends: Are for a while.True friends: Are for life.Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t."Fake friends: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.True friends: Will knock the crap outta themFake friends: Will read this.True friends: Will steal this, just like I did

~~ CUTE LITTLE FWDS~~ FIRST ONE:BOY: I love her more than the air i breath GIRL: well im always here for you. BOY: I know. GIRL:What's wrong? BOY: I like her so much. GIRL: Talk to her. BOY: I don't know. She wont even like me. GIRL: Don't say that.You're amazing. BOY:I just want her to know how I feel. GIRL:Then tell her.BOY: She wont like me. GIRL: How do you know that? BOY: I can just tell. GIRL: Well just tell her. BOY: What should I say? GIRL: Tell her how much you like her. BOY: I tell her that daily. GIRL: What do you mean? BOY: I'm always with her.I love her. GIRL: I know how you feel.I have the same problem. But he'll never like me. BOY: Wait. Who do you like? GIRL: Oh some boy. BOY:Oh... she won't like me either. GIRL: She does. BOY: How do you know? GIRL: Because, who wouldn't like you? BOY: You. GIRL: You're wrong, I love you. BOY: I love you too. GIRL: So are you going to talk to her? BOY: I just did.

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down im scared Guy: No this is fun Girl: No its not please its to scary Guy: then tell me you love me Girl: I love you slow down Guy: Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself its bothering me.In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broke he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him he loved her one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile.

Girl:Do i ever cross your mind? Guy:No Girl:Do you like me? Guy: Not really Girl: Do you want me? Guy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Guy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Guy:No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Guy: No Girl: Choose - me or your life Guy: My life The girl runs away in shock & pain & the guy runs after her & says..."The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.The reason I don't want you is because I need you.The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. "GIRLS- If you think this is sweet, post it to ur page. "GUYS- If u are man enough and have balls to say this to a girl put it on your profile