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Jason Voorhees
11-year old Jason Voorhees was attending summer camp when he presumably drowned in Crystal Lake. Mom blamed the camp counselors, but Jason's body was never found. He would return from his watery grave, however, to become one of the greatest figures in horror history. Jason would exact revenge on the same kind of campers and counselors who put him in danger, and his acts were ones of quiet rage and calculation. After ten films and over twenty years, the hockey mask has become an icon of blood-curdling terror.

Throughout the entire Friday the 13th series, Jason has offed over 100 people on screen with a vast array of fantastic devices. Consider this list of weapons used (which is by no means complete): icepick, barbed wire, straight razor, spear gun, cleaver, pitchfork, fire poker, surgical hacksaw, corkscrew, axe, broken bootle, tree branch, dart, tent spike, party horn, electric guitar, syringe, steam pipe, wrench, pencil, car door, deep frier, barbecue skewer, liquid nitrogen, and, of course, the machete. Yup... with versatility comes longevity.

As the years have passed, the movies and plots have become more jumbled and confusing, at times involving demonic possession and large leaps of logic (and in Jason X, a journey into space and the future). Now, in Freddy vs. Jason, he will finally match up against another horror icon, Freddy Krueger. After being manipulated by Freddy to kill some Elm Street residents, will Jason move aside for Freddy? My guess: not without a BIG fight.

After so many movie appearances, one thing remains true about Jason Voorhees: superstitious or not, everyone feels a slight twinge of uneasiness whenever Friday the 13th comes around. For that, you can thank the guy in the hockey mask.

INTELLIGENCE - 5: Don't know about anything else, but the man does know knives (and all other manner of cutlery).

POWER - 9: Shows great strength and staying power.

VILENESS - 10: Like his slasher film counterparts, Jason's strength is slicing, dicing, and impaling.

SWAY - 5: Let's his mask and machete do all the talking.

PURITY - 10: Nothing stops this guy. Dumb dudes, hot chicks, and everyone in between are all prospective victims.

PHYSICAL - 8: The hockey mask is a horror icon, and as Jason gets rattier in every sequel, so does the face underneath.

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mazuac

Report | 04/04/2010 5:43 am

mazuac

NEIN!
mazuac

Report | 04/03/2010 8:59 pm

mazuac

Haha, indeed?!? razz
mazuac

Report | 04/03/2010 6:47 pm

mazuac

Haha, what made ya' come back to Gaia!? O:
mazuac

Report | 03/31/2010 4:40 pm

mazuac

I know! O: Since Gaia put a tax on stuff, and evolving items, everything has shot up! :{
Temporarily Sane

Report | 03/24/2009 6:53 pm

Temporarily Sane

Haha, I'm sure you do.
switchfootnut43

Report | 03/24/2009 6:21 pm

switchfootnut43

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Report | 03/24/2009 6:19 pm

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Report | 03/24/2009 4:50 pm

Temporarily Sane

Where did you..go?
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Report | 03/24/2009 2:48 pm

Temporarily Sane

I vaguely remember you, how you been?
Temporarily Sane

Report | 03/23/2009 10:33 pm

Temporarily Sane

Yeah, who are you?

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