About


EB: Bio
Name: John Egbert
Age: I.. am a god? Do i even have an age anymore?
Gender: *Checks pants* MALE!
Orientation: not a homosexual, most of the time. ( Demisexual haha sorry i had to make the joke )
Height: 5'7
Current Home: Well I mean i currently living in cantown so thats freaking awesome!
Current employment:

Professional Prankster

Master of Disguise

Amature Piano Player

Father of a lovely lizard