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death.is.only.the.start

Report | 11/10/2008 6:59 pm

death.is.only.the.start

OMG!



















































































Dumped























A young girl was sick and her boyfriend had come over to fix her up and make her feel better. He brought some soup, brownies, and a tape with some re-runs of the OC and Laguna Beach. He makes the soup and sets everything on a table next to her and pops in the tape. She eats the soup and watches the video. Her boyfriend says that he has to go to meet a friend, so he leaves and she breaks out the brownies. She finishes them right as the video tape was over... right after Laguna Beach ends, it cuts to a scene with her boyfriend getting a blow-job from her best friend and she spits his fluids into the bowl of brownie mix.























He looks at the camera and says, "You've just been dumped."















































The Forgetful Pilot























After an airliner encounters a particularly rough patch of turbulence, the captain comes on the intercom to reassure the passengers that everything is okay and that the flight should be smooth the rest of the way.























He forgets to turn off the intercom, however, and everyone in the passenger cabin hears his subsequent comment to the co-pilot: "Boy, I sure could use a blow job and a cup of coffee right about now!" As a flight attendant frantically rushes up the aisle towards the cockpit to warn the captain that his microphone is open, a waggish passenger calls out after her, "Don't forget the coffee!"























The Costume Party























A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together one halloween, but when the time came to go the woman told him to go on without her, she had a terrible headache. The man reluctantly did, and the suspicious wife decided to see just how faithful her man really was. She put on a different costume and went to the party. When she got there she saw her husband dancing with a young girl in a sexy costume, even more suspicious, she decided to really put him to the test. She danced with him and whispered they should sneak into a bedroom. She insisted they leave the masks on and had sex with him, then fuming, she ran home to wait for his return. When he got there she innocently asked if he'd had fun. He told her he hadn't, after a few minutes he and some guys had went across the street to play poker, he added "The guy who borrowed my costume said he had a hell of a time, though!"



























































Repost as "OMG!" if you don't want tone of these things to happen to your best friend. You have 2 mins.
BWitchee

Report | 04/22/2008 6:30 pm

BWitchee

Hey It's Shadow DayBraker my account got stolen so this is my new one.
Dreamy_Cyber_Queen

Report | 03/23/2008 9:37 pm

Dreamy_Cyber_Queen

wow cool profile
Shadow DayBraker

Report | 12/24/2007 10:07 am

Shadow DayBraker

Hiya!
toy_am_us

Report | 11/22/2007 4:42 pm

toy_am_us

Hey it been long time hi.
Soul Drinker-41

Report | 11/17/2007 9:20 am

Soul Drinker-41

Its all good
Soul Drinker-41

Report | 11/04/2007 3:48 pm

Soul Drinker-41

thats cool i um.... didnt find a head band thing while walking home
Soul Drinker-41

Report | 10/31/2007 2:16 pm

Soul Drinker-41

heyo hows things wif you?
YoItsJustin

Report | 10/17/2007 6:13 pm

YoItsJustin

Like my new avi?I'm poor so it sux....But yeah newase do u?
Shadow DayBraker

Report | 09/23/2007 8:33 am

Shadow DayBraker

SASUKE KILLS DEIDARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *crys*

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