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About

Les see my fav word is Les (Example: Les see wuts going on!)

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Well spoons are a utensul so GO SPOONS!!!!!!!!!

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Ok hamster do run fast so... WORK UP ARMS!!!!!!!

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Dogs do pwn little dawgs so...... GO DOGS!! PWN THOSE DAWGZ!!!!!!





anyways about me:

my favorite color is orange

i like bullet for my valentine, disturbed, SYSTEM OF A DOWN!!, green day, and weird al (p.s there are tons more just my fav bands)

my b-day is june 3rd

im a strong sun of a bish and love to watch wwe

MY fav. wrestler is rey mysterio on raw and on smackdown jeff hardy

yes i am rich in gaia
so now with the real questions!

Name: Rey or Noah
Age: 1 year old yayyyy
Gender: Male
Hair Colour: dark brown
Eye Colour: light brown
Fav Colour: orange
Do you like thunderstorms?: only when i'm inside a house
Number ot tattoos?: 0
Number of Piercings?: 0
What would you like to get pierced?: no way
Have you ever kissed a girl?: Well once in second grade but on the cheek
Who was the last person that kissed you?: Katie Preston (FUGLY)
Are you in a relationship?: nope
Have you ever broken any bones?: 1 on my big toe (right) poor toe
Pets: 2 dogs and a turtle
Number of Siblings?: talk to me about it
What website do u go to most of the time?: Gaia ,youtube, and wwe.com
Do you beleive in love at first sight?: Nope
Own a stuffed animal? all dogs
Do you shower daily? =O wat a dumb question like every day homes!
Right or Left Handed? not hendrix so right .yeah
Number of Past Regrets: lets see..... 198,998,713,986,043 just a guess
Have you ever drank?: maybe well alcohal yeah sangreeah!
Were you drunk: how the F**K should i no
How old were you when you were drunk?: 1
What did you drink?: sangreeah
Religion: Catholic part of christian group
Mood: u decide
I am: a person
Straight or curved?: Curved yeah yeah yeah NOT!im completely 100% straight
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada
Are you a retard?: ADDOOOYYYY MAYBE! no wtf! i was born normal


Song: Sex Ed
Lyrics:
There comes a time in every mans life
when he grows hair where it used to be bare

I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy
You don't have a v****a, that would be crappy
Because periods suck (and commas rule!)
This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!

Chorus:
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed

And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby,
And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy
Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
(OH MY GOD IT BURNS!)

And did we mention
The risk of getting STDs
Not just gross hookers have it
Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
Well maybe you should watch more basketball
Wait a second this is not about sports
Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts

Chorus:
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed

Your body is growing
You will get hairy
Your puny voice will start to change
And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
Your pits will stink
You'll get zits on your face
Without this knowledge you will scare girls away
So listen to this song every day









FAV SONG :
NO MORE WORDS
aka jeff hardy's theme





oh yeah and just so you no
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ahh 1 more thing

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sorry 1 more thing



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add that to my favorite bands but in CAPS!!
MUSE IS AWESOME










and the last thing.......
i love scary movies!!


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so anyways (100% sure the last thing!)

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pwnagenes skillige ownigeness jeffingness oh my flickingne........ yeah over doing it (something you should never do.... p.s it leads to an EPIC FAIL) oh yeah over doing it MY SIGnatURE

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iFawkk-
i rock your sock12
xxxOMGPIExxx
system of a noob
i rock your sock12
II El Bunneh II
iFawkk-
Corrupted Kiss

my brothers

i ish teh pwns

u cant see me my time is now!!!!!!!!!!!!lol i bet u csnt see this text if u can post a coment!!

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At the moment i feel: relanquished