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i love to pretend i have friends
and we have water parties instead of tea parties
because my pretend-friends don't like tea
and are lactose intolerant
but they are not imaginary
just people i see on the street
i wave, and sometimes they wave back
sometimes they don't
but that's okay
cos in my head
they all come to my water parties
my real friends don't like this
not because they think i'm crazy
just because
they don't get invited to my water parties
likes
popcorn flavored jellybeans
argyle
stripy socks
sunglasses
jaywalking
random pm's/friend requests
drawing
thrift stores
orange
foreigners
legos
dislikes
traffic lights
ignorant people
malls
homophobes
unnecessary ranting
religion
kindergarten
milk cartons
dishonesty
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i was like. of course not |:
my mom just doesn't understand modern tech.
she has started saying "oh snap" like every 5 minutes. and i'm like
neutral oh my lord..
that's all it has on it. the used..