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I never know what to say :O

So there was this dinosaur, his name was Jimmy. Jimmy was the prettiest dinosaur in the whole kingdom because of his luscious ginger hair that was braided in the silliest places, like his armpits, silly, silly, silly. One day Jimmy had enough of the special treatment he got from his ginger hair that he ate it. But he was having trouble swallowing that he ended up coughing it back up, the amount of heat the walls of his throat had created lit the ginger hair and there for the first time ever, fire was created. It blew from his mouth and lit every candle and romance around the city. Jimmy was from that day on known for his awesome fire making skills and no longer for his gingerness. Jimmy was crowned Mr. Awesome fire man who used to have pretty ginger hair until her cut it off and ate/swallowed it and created fire. Or just Mr. Awesome for short. The end.