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I'm Bryan and as you may or may not know, I am the host of
The Bryan Show which is a late-night talk show. Unfortunately, the job seriously blows and I'm stuck in a basement with complete morons for hours. Seriously, try the most un-interesting people on the face of the earth! My common guests, unfortunately, are the following:
A total freak. Really, that pretty much sums it up. Stalker? Yes. He has developed a strange fixation with the show and does whatever possible to become a guest on the show. He even pretended to be a fictional person named Meldar. Chad needs help. He's also a total geek who has never seen what a woman looks like.
Ah! Don't even get me started. This is one messed up individual. Try, Douchebag! He is a crude and unbelievable b*****d. He doesn't seem to care about...anything! He didn't even mind when I told him of the coming apocalypse. He is also an arrogant cult-leading mother-f**ker. Seriously, this guy would be okay if he wasn't such an a*****e.
Jew-Fro! A total smart-a**! This guy thinks he's the alpha! He's always correcting and insulting me! He thinks I make no sense or my theories are ridiculous. Well you know what? He's ridiculous! He's the one who has the holes! Not me! But, I digress...this guy needs to be taken down a notch. Or, try five notches. Get a haircut!!!!!
What a f**king klutz! I hate this guy so much that he makes me want to vomit. Blood, literally vomit blood. Him and his...face! He is a total ignoramous and doesn't know anything! He is also a sick freak. He likes SpongeBob pornography for god sakes!
Right. So, basically I still try to put some discussions on the important issues on every episode. So stick around and watch of few of them. I can't promise the quality of the guests but I'll do my best. My producer Ted and I are trying to put some type of viewable program on there and hope we succeed. Well, mostly me. That'd be cool, because I should be famous. I'm totally sick of living on the streets with rats. Or sharing my garage with homeless prophets. It's time to make something of myself! And hopefully date Rebbecca Romijnn. She was hot as mystique. And blue. I have a blue fetish.
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