*fades into view*
Hello, hello!Welcome to my profile page! So, some of you may be wondering how such a dapper young cat arrived here. Surely, he was loved so much by his humble subjects that he would never think of leaving them. But honestly? After Alice left (you remember her, don't you? Blonde git in maid's uniform?) things weren't quite the same in ol' Wonderland. Yeah, there was still the Queen of Hearts and her snivelling card guards to harass, but it wasn't the same. Hah! She wasn't the same! She doubled security after Alice just vanished during kangaroo court and thinks that the Queen of Spades is trying to off her! Perfect chaos for the likes of a chap like myself! But...
You see, Alice got me to thinking. If she is from a place where everyone is just as dim as her then that means there's a whole SANE world out there that needs a little MADNESS! And, I, being the responsible caring individual that I am, must answer that call. *Sigh* It's a heavy burden but so be it!
One visit to a time obsessed rabbit with an eviction notice was all it took to get the info on that tiny door from Wonderland to this world and TA-DA! Here I am.
So, my lucky ducklings, say hello if you see me around Gaia. Bowing is optional (but highly recommended).
What's that?
How did I become a King?
Well, the Royalty of Wonderland wear the Royal Crowns. And I, as you can plainly see, am wearing a Royal Crown.
*fades from view*
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Your very late, Chess.
**Taps pocket watch**
The Queen is HORRIBLY mad at you...
**gulps**
how are you?