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Excuse me, what the hell are you doing here? This is private property of the damned ma-
Oh right, this is public.
Anyways, my name is Mello don't wear it out. I'm not going to bother with things I like or things about my life so don't plan on getting to know me.
What I will do is tell you about things I don't like, things I absolutely detest.
I hate Near.
He's the one single being on earth that can throw me into a fit of rage every single time I hear his name or his voice. Can't stand the albino ********. Got that memorized? Good.
I hate newbies.
They're the second thing I hate the most. If you can't spell, if you aren't dressed nicely, if you're asking for donations, don't ******** talk to me. I'm hella rich but I won't share. That's reserved for my Matt only.
I hate other Mello's.
Yeah, stay the ******** away from me and my Matt. If I catch you by him or talking to him on his profile I'll toss you to my dogs, the mafia boys. I don't want to catch a single hickey or a single bruise on my Matt that I didn't leave there myself. And he better not come home smelling like cheap chocolate or I'll tear you a new one.
I hate profile stalkers.
Seriously? If you've got enough balls to friend both me and my Matt at the same time I've got issues with that. No one around me should have more balls than I do (though that's hard to accomplish) and if you THINK you've got me beat, think again, and then again as I'm smashing your face into the nearest window.
But that's about all I'm willing to type for now so you better ******** tip toe around me or I'll crash your ego like the twin towers. Thanks and have a grand ******** day.
Oh right, this is public.
Anyways, my name is Mello don't wear it out. I'm not going to bother with things I like or things about my life so don't plan on getting to know me.
What I will do is tell you about things I don't like, things I absolutely detest.
I hate Near.
He's the one single being on earth that can throw me into a fit of rage every single time I hear his name or his voice. Can't stand the albino ********. Got that memorized? Good.
I hate newbies.
They're the second thing I hate the most. If you can't spell, if you aren't dressed nicely, if you're asking for donations, don't ******** talk to me. I'm hella rich but I won't share. That's reserved for my Matt only.
I hate other Mello's.
Yeah, stay the ******** away from me and my Matt. If I catch you by him or talking to him on his profile I'll toss you to my dogs, the mafia boys. I don't want to catch a single hickey or a single bruise on my Matt that I didn't leave there myself. And he better not come home smelling like cheap chocolate or I'll tear you a new one.
I hate profile stalkers.
Seriously? If you've got enough balls to friend both me and my Matt at the same time I've got issues with that. No one around me should have more balls than I do (though that's hard to accomplish) and if you THINK you've got me beat, think again, and then again as I'm smashing your face into the nearest window.
But that's about all I'm willing to type for now so you better ******** tip toe around me or I'll crash your ego like the twin towers. Thanks and have a grand ******** day.
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I do get around.
I mean, didn't you notice what went on?
That's laughable.
You haven't even seen what some kids got their hands on.
I'm left handed.
And no, because you prolly put roofies in my drinks.
*Smirks a bit.*
Woah, you're not denying it.
.. Ew. But I'm surprised, no chocolate?
I can get some, barbie.
You're pretty boring yourself, monsieur.
Amusez-vous? Maybe not.
Besides, you're just being a p***y.
Go on the site and be a man!