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xRiku-Louisax Report | 07/27/2008 4:50 am

None of that Sissy Stuff











Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,











but never actually come close to reality?











Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.











You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-











Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.























1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!























2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.























3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.























4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.























5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!























6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.























7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.























8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off--











After I laugh my butt off!!























9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!























Friendship is like peeing your pants,











everyone can see it,











but only you can feel the true warmth.























Send this to 10 of your closest friends,











Then get depressed because you can only think











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xShatteredDrowngInSorrowx Report | 07/22/2008 11:08 pm

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-Tessifer Report | 07/17/2008 7:39 pm

hey daughter you need to be online and come see ur mommeh

deathnote1997 Report | 07/15/2008 1:33 pm

omg omg omg yor profile is soooo uber AWSOME!

-Tessifer Report | 06/26/2008 2:52 pm

how do you turn into a turtle?

Blank Fairytale408 Report | 06/22/2008 9:17 am

haha x]
yeah im tired too
stayed up too late

Blank Fairytale408 Report | 06/21/2008 7:10 am

nm u sweets
just really boored xP

Blank Fairytale408 Report | 06/20/2008 3:55 pm

hello

steph goes RAWR Report | 06/20/2008 1:25 am

i need beauty sleep??? now elia i could take that rather offensive.
but, i'll let that one slide.

and shouldn't you be the one in bed? by my calculations it should be some time in the wee hours of the morning for you.

but yesh i shall work my body ^____^ but not for you =P

steph goes RAWR Report | 06/20/2008 12:51 am

apsssh.
it's not late.
different countries = different times silly.

and it would be kinda absurd if i was in bed at this EARLY hour foo.