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"Mr. Churchill, you are drunk."
"Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly but tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly."


Hi, I'm Reality. You can call me:
Heart
Reality
THOR
HOR
Alana
Chika
Chikaki
I go by a lot of names, long story short. I'm 17 and I live in Newfoundland, Canada. Winston Churchill is one of my heroes, and if you can't tell my the above quote, he should be yours, too. Any Prime Minister who can toss zingers so well and STILL get elected to lead is obviously doing a good job, no?

I'm a writer and I would love to be published one day. Of course, I can appreciate the amount of research required to write a book...

...Unlike Stephanie Meyer, the bane of my existence.

I love reading and ony of my favouries is Dracula by Bram Stoker. I enjoy vampire books, or rather books NOT about sparkly stalker ***** pixies, claiming to be "vegetarian vampires." That makes David snort blood out his nose.

Yes, David. As in, The Lost Boys. Which, really, is the best movie ever made. Grandpa is kickass, man.

Twi-bashing aside, I'm a huge eighties fan, and I love eighties movies. Friday the 13th and Near Dark being two such examples. Well, okay, I'm working on finding a copy of Near Dark to watch, but it's really only a matter of time. I also love any music from the eighties, sixties, or seventies. Be it Beatles, Bon Jovi, Michael Jackson, whathaveyou.

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Kallie12988

Report | 11/11/2010 6:50 pm

Kallie12988


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To my fellow members of T3h Vending Guild
Helena Hangover

Report | 05/08/2010 8:50 pm

Helena Hangover

excuse meh just wondering
how did you put your ring fer zomg in your shop?
cause mines locked?
imajindat

Report | 02/13/2010 11:15 am

imajindat

Lol, it's just like a week off for all the students in the district and the teachers, as well.
imajindat

Report | 02/13/2010 10:19 am

imajindat

Sorry, I had hella tests before furlough days!!! sweatdrop
RavingBubbles

Report | 02/13/2010 6:31 am

RavingBubbles

Pancakes biggrin
RavingBubbles

Report | 02/10/2010 5:00 am

RavingBubbles

Pffft
I love you more.
8D
Suicidesoldier#1

Report | 02/05/2010 3:17 pm

Suicidesoldier#1

blaugh
Suicidesoldier#1

Report | 02/05/2010 2:59 pm

Suicidesoldier#1

I love you.
- Kiwii condom

Report | 10/26/2009 2:24 pm

- Kiwii condom

Look, another Newfoundlander. Gosh, seems I find more and more each year.
Manic Meggy

Report | 10/25/2009 1:43 pm

Manic Meggy

Near Bay Roberts :3
And you??

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