About
umm... so...yeah...ill just put some quotes here and uhh...yeah...
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
Journal
David's log of weird things at school
I will post anything weird, funny, or just plain freaky here, maybe all of my problems
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