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I can rearrange the fundamental building blocks of the universe in under six seconds, with enough time left to move 30 feet. I am capable of manipulating matter and energy on a subatomic level by speaking. A mere flick of my finger is sufficient to alter the gravitational pull of the planet. I shelve physics texts under "Fiction" in my personal library. I consider the Laws of Thermodynamics loose guidelines, at best. In short, I am grasping the reins of the universe's carriage, and every morning I wake up, look to the heavens, and shout, "Giddy up, boy!" The fires brought forth from the mighty magicks I will unleash here today have ne'er before been witnessed by mortal eyes. You may never grasp the complexities of what I do, but at least have the common courtesy to feign something other than slack-jawed oblivion in my presence. I, sir, am a geek, and I break more natural laws before breakfast than of which you are even aware.I am a warrior. Let the battle be joined.
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