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The [ M A G I C A L ] Pelvic Thrust Fairy

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Last Login: 05/17/2010 1:24 pm

Registered: 10/11/2005

Gender: Female

Location: >:B;; Have fun finding out.

DONNE-MOI, PLZTHX.

THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN BLEST BY TEH PELVIC THRUST0RZ

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but it's the `P E L V I C [ T H R U S T ] that drives you insane

He is;;
-> Pelvie's lover
-> Pelvie's mascot
-> The shiznit
-> Forkin' loaded.

I SUPPOSE THIS IS THE PART WHERE I WRITE ABOUT MYSELF AND YOU PEOPLE DROOL/APPLAUD/SWOON IN AMAZEMENT.

I guess I'll have to appease the masses then; that way there'll be no rebellion.

AND NOBODY LIKES REBELLION, KTHX.

So, yes. Pelvie is sixteen years of age, and utterly orgasmic amazing fluffy magical, fantasmical, and spiffical. Those adjectives are all hers, and to steal would be to invoke the wrath of the pelvic thrust. Which, I'm sure, you all DO NOT WANT TO DO.
Right? Right. [/jedimindtrick]

I attend a private high school, and am in that third year that we call 'Junior year'; it is the year of DOOM stuff before graduation.

LIKE SATs.

WHICH ARE HORRENDOUS.

COMFORT THE PELVIE AS SHE COPES WITH GETTING THREE HUNDRED BELOW THE PERFECT SCORE.

Actually, not really. I'm quite happy about my score; you can still comfort me if you feel the urges to do so.
-attempts to look fluffy-

The people who deserve your loving are as follows;; Pea-Fluff-Chan, [ the amazing, fantasmical, spiffical, orgasmical, extremely damn smokin' hawt ] Witty, Lyn, and of course, me.

:]

I'm taking driver's ed and s**t right now, and so I won't be on. Amazingly enough, Pelvie has a life. Albeit a small one, but a life nonetheless.

No, I will not join your RP if it is remotely n00bish. You won't believe the number of PMs that I've gotten asking me to join the 'awesum' roleplay. As you probably will have figured, there roleplays weren't 'awesum', and neither were they. Otherwise, I'll look over the roleplay; if it interests me, then you may be graced by my presence. Yes, what a thing to have. Pelvie is a literate. And not one of those 'One and a half line' literates, a lovely long badass literate. As is Ley. Here's a hint: if your are-pee has Ley, Pea, or Witty, chances are that Pelvie'll join.

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Lady Pelvic Report | 01/13/2009 12:12 pm: Really? Everyone knows of my exsistance! =O

-Thrust thrust thrust-
Lady Pelvic Report | 11/29/2008 7:08 pm: DDDD;

A rip off of me?

-Thrust thrust thrust-
13Tenten13 Report | 07/12/2008 1:59 am: D: I like never see you in the Cee Bee Anymore.
Koichi Sonuba Report | 06/27/2008 10:28 am: Please resend me your character info for my Rp.
The Pelvic Thrust Fairy Report | 01/26/2008 2:49 pm: OGOD.

A CAN O' SPAM.

DDDD=

Lynnie, you're at the end of the 'loving' list because my love and other affections for you are so monumental that it takes me literally minutes in order to type them all out. I'm completely overwhelmed by the surge of feeling towards you, and sincerely hope that your leg doesn't die so we can have more and more and more blessing ceremonies and that you can bear my children.

;~;

HAPPY?
Topazmagic Report | 01/17/2008 7:16 am
whoremoanal Report | 12/17/2007 3:56 pm: lovely username. *(: thrusts*
Weylyn-Gall Report | 12/14/2007 12:22 pm: Why is it that you only have TWO comments?

Obviously I'm going to have to make ammends for your shortcomings.

As usual...

In anycase...

Um.

I don't think I actually had a purpose for commenting.

Though I thought I did.

[//thinks really hard]

Nope. Guess not!

Grawrg! Swim.

The bane of my short-shorts and me.

And why do I dwell at the end of your 'loving' list?

Why is P-Fluff dwelling on the top?

You know she hates it there~
DemonAlchem1st Report | 11/10/2007 10:24 am: AHAHAHA, oh my god. xD

I totally forgot you were on my friends list.

DYURR.