I am:
I am vagitarian.
I am maniacal.
I am ecstatic.
I am sixteen.
I am straight-edge.
I am mature.
I am immature.
I am oxymoron-esque.
I am sensitive.
I am hyperactive.
I am dysfunctional.
I am selfish.
I am tubby.
I am impossible.
I am unstoppable.
I am one of the darker crayons in the box.
I am Bronwen!
QUOTES Of Teh Biffle.
"homigoodness that would be in bad taste”
“KONOHA HEADBAND FOR TENNIS.”
“I can gripe and bemoan my life with the best of them”
“I love that word "nooblet" makes me totally and completely happy.”
“*dies of sadness and broken hearted-ness*”
“Jesus Chrust. My new favorite saying.”
“I AM TOO LYKOMGNOWAI.”
“the lady who waxed my eyebrows. edit: the lady who tortured me”
“YAY LOTION FACE.”
“I want to know what nekkid person was thrown at me”
“BRONWEN CALLED ME A f** D:”
“oh jesus chrust.”
“MY PUPILS ARE HUGE.”
"Johnny Depp= sex on legs? I think so."
"She's oddly nice to me. it kinda makes me want to go kill myself."
"...and I wanted to stab myself. Like. Really just *stab*"
"I shall go maul her with my racket"
"go get your beautiful hair dyed black *cries* I'll be in my room making the ink on my study guide run with emo tears"
“YEAH I GOT CHEST FUR”
“and I was like "OMG. funny thing is I actually said oh em gee in my brain.”
"Are the keyboards what are useless, Bronwen? ;P"
"ACADEMIA IS MY DRUG"
" it's a cyclops with it's lower eyelid missing and scary teeth."
"I hate Virginia, then! biggrin *blows up Virginia* ******** YOU VIRGINIANS AND YOUR HOMOPHOBIA AND YOUR IGNORANCE! ENJOY THE LOWEST CIRCLES OF HELL!"
Her: "when you're around someone you love how do you feel?"
Me: "...HORNY!"
Her: "*glares*"
Me: WHAT'S SHAKIN BACON
Her: ... *tries to come up with clever reply*
Her: *fails*
Her: *goes into coma*
OMGZ COMMENTS. =]
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jtlun
;D
LOOOOKIT MY GRUNNY EES DEAD.
Because
SOMEONE
is absurdly nosey.
Sounds like a plan.
Seriously.
They will never find your body.