knew a blonde that was so stupid that...... she called me to get my phone#.she spent 20 min looking at an orange juice box cause it was "concentrate".she put lipstick on her forehead cause she wanted to make up her mind.she tried tom m&m's in alphabetical order she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.ahe tried to drown a fish.she thought a quartarback was a refund.she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.she tripped over a cordless phone.she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.she asked 4 a price check in the dollar store.she studied 4 a blood test.she thought meow mix was a cd 4 cats.when she heard that 90% of crimes happen at the home she moved.when she missed the 44 bus she took the 22 bus instead.when she took u to the airport and saw the sign say "airport left" she turned around and went back home.Now send this to 5 ppl or you'll get bad luck 4;7 years 0-4=bad luck 4;7 years *! 5-9=your crush will start to like you *! 10-14=your crushwill askout *! 15-19=you and your crush will go out all the time *! 21 or more all of the above and you'll get everything you want in life after you send this to 20 ppl. a yellow box will pop up click on it.
Woke up in a hospital bed. Scared because I couldn't move,i asked the Doctor "What's goin on?" He said "you dont remember?" It all happened at school." He told me "your friend had a problem with some people at school and was almost shot-u jumped in front of them and took the bullet yourself. Luckily u didnt die.you're gonna b ok, though, so dont worry." Now I think to myself I'm happy I took that bullet 4 u , cause it would've hurt even more to see u lyin in this hospital bed." Send this to 3 guys and 5 girls you would take a bullet 4
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