About
I am not one to brag about myself but I guess this is the place to do it in. So..... here i go!
1.) I am a chocoholic just so that everyone knows
2.)i love REALITY poems about friendship here is one!:
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound
good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a
series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b*****d who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy a**.
This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end "Why?" you may ask;"because you are my friend".
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because
you can only think of 4.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only
you can feel the true warmth!
3.) I am the sister of the coolest and bravest marine there ever is!
4.) I am very protective of my big brother! I know it sounds funny but it is true! Even ask Lord Asano! I about kicked his butt because he talked trash about my brother!
5.) I am very much an emo kid!
6.)My favorite color is black
7.)My favorite food are brownies
8.)My favorite grade is 2nd
10.)My favorite Subject in school is math.
11.)My favorite teacher is Mr. Chavez.
12.)My favorite bands are: Evanescence, AC/DC, Utada Hikaru, Beasty Boys, Godsmack, Linkin Park, Marilyn Manson, Nightwish, Crazy Frog, In Flames, and Panic! At the Disco.
13.)My favorite number is 13
15.) I hate the number 14, that is why i did not put a number 14
16.)you were too busy reading this that you did not notice that there was no #9
17.) You actually looked back up to see
18.) Now you are laughing at yourself.
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I WIN!!!!!!1
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