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Why yes, this is just random boring s**t I've said. Thank you for noticing.
Thea
Zapping hurts ;.; Why must you humans be so savage?
Thea
So you admit it! Now you get the super probe 9000, newly designed for the alien of today.
Thea
Row row row my ship gently down a stream, oh what a pile of s**t this event turned out to beeeee. >><< But I still want items
Thea
A probing alien is a happy alien
Thea
Prepare to be abducted
domokun Thea
You will be probulated, resistance is futile
domokun Thea
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do, about these cowwwwsssss
Thea
1, 2, 3, 4 it's cows that i am looking for
5, 6, 7, 8 my mission is to probulate!
WHOO *waves alien probes as pom poms*
Thea
I'm going to probe some people now,
People now, people now
Make them bend and say ow ow
Ain't that shitty?
I'm gonna stick this up their rear,
Up their rear, up their rear
Make them tremble and quiv-ear
Ain't that shitty?
Now it's up their derriere,
Derriere, derriere
And the pain's too much to bear
Ain't that shitty?
Thea
*soothes your probe hole with ice*
Thea
WE ARE PROBING
WE ARE PROBING
Y Y Y
HELO THAR
Thea
BUT WHY ARE ALL THE COWS GONE?
gonk Thea
Oh dear, what can the matter be?
The cows are gone, and probing is hard for me
They zap me down, and leave my skin blistery
Oh my this is booorrring.
Thea
Run, run as fast as you can
You can't zap me, I'm the alien, man.
Thea
I'll probe you, you zap me, we're as happy as can be
With a great big shove and some lazer fire too
Let me have a cow or two
Thea
There are so many things that I would like to do to you but I don't know howwww
So baby, probing cows might be the thing that saves me
And afterallllll, it clogs up their buttholllleeeee.
Thea
Oof... You got me... The light is fading... Fading... Oh wait, it's just these stupid goggles.
Thea
But you've got something in your pants I truly desire...
A fiver! I'm off down the pub
wink Thea
MUST... PROBE... COWWWSSSS
Thea
Probing cows is hard to do
Hard to do, hard to do
Have to probe just where it's true
Wherrre it's shitty
Thea
Now there's only 5 to go
5 to go, 5 to go
And it's going much too slow
Ain't this shitty?
Thea
Now I've just got 3 to go,
3 to go, 3 to go
Doesn't this event just blow?
Ain't this shitty?
ANARACHY!
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do u live in indonesia??