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agirly666 Report | 09/29/2007 2:48 pm

me again i love your profile. YOU ARE A GOOD FRIEND TO HAVE

mary408 Report | 06/18/2007 4:51 pm

AG UR IT!! This is so scary. Send this to 15 people in the next 143 mins. When you are done press F6 and your crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cuz it works!! if you break the chain you will have problems with relationships for the next 5 years JUST COPY AND PASTE!

mary408 Report | 06/12/2007 3:07 pm

i knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......































































she called me to get my phone number.































































































































































she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said































































































































































































































































"concentrate."































































































































































































































































she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.































































































































































































































































she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.































































































































































































































































she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.































































































































































































































































she tried to drown a fish.































































































































































































































































she thought a quarterback was a refund.































































































































































































































































she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.































































































































































































































































she tripped over a cordless phone.































































































































































































































































she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.































































































































































































































































she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.































































































































































































































































she studied for a blood test.































































































































































































































































she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.































































































































































































































































when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,































































































































































































































































she moved.































































































































































































































































when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice































































































































































































































































instead.































































































































































































































































when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said































































































































































































































































"Airport Left" she turned around and went home































































































































































































































































Now send this to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for































































































































































































































































7 years!!!!!!!!!!!































































































































































































































































*! 0-4=Bad luck for 7 years































































































































































































































































*! 5-9=your crush will start to like you

mary408 Report | 05/29/2007 3:28 pm

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
(in the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If u love any one this much...let them know...before its too late... I love you 4 ever.....and always 2 the end....i cant live without ya.....b-cuz ur my friend..... Send this to 10 ppl in the next 5 min....and....u will get kissed on friday by the love of your life.... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life.
However, if u don t send this 2 @ least 10 ppl by at least 12:00 2nite u will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life. Just copy & paste & send

mary408 Report | 05/28/2007 8:55 pm

hi randy
u owe me $1
4 hitting me at fishing

mary408 Report | 05/28/2007 5:44 pm

hi crazy
i am not kidding

mary408 Report | 05/28/2007 4:18 pm

hi crazy
hahahahahahaha
jk