About Me, Myself, and I: Me, Myself, and I want to tell you about Me, Myself, and I because Me, Myself, and I feel like the world has to know about Me, Myself, and I. Don't believe Me, Myself, and I? Well deal with it.

Hello fellow Gaians and Americans! I welcome you if you meet those specifications! If you aren't American, I suggest you leave or for more delivery options, press pound now...sorry, "STFU" is not an option. Main Menu.
Like my page? Well too bad. What? That's it. Seriously, who reads these things anyway...Go Home...Well, might as well fill up some space anyway. Let's see, oh yeah. We're holding auditions soon for a new Brawl machinima (machine cinema) called "Bongs", so make sure to take voice lessons (you can watch the video here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLr2FlHBp20) ! And don't worry, if we don't accept you...you can...well, take therapist sessions I guess. You will enjoy our videos...or else! (That was an impression of Hilary Clinton)

I'm going to let you in on a little secret. If you don't like calling me TheLar500, you can also refer to me as Larry Boy, from the hit song...Crank Dat Larry Boy...TM... Make sure not to tell anyone now. Moving on, you may be wondering to yourself (which is kind of weird in my opinion, but go ahead weirdo): Why do you want to be called Larry Boy? Simple. I burned off my eyebrows and lost 15 pounds at the same time. By the way, I know what you're thinking. That's right, I'm a psychomaniacpathchristophercolumbus. You're thinking that I'm copying Nigahiga from the critically acclaimed website; http://www.youtube.com (you probably may not have heard of it). Well I'm not, except on Tuesdays. It's easy; I came up with Larry Boy before they released Yank Dat Camel toe. Trust me, I mean no offense when I say that Larry Boy is my own trademark, and their Camel toe is their own business. Oh yeah, and in Bongs, there will be swearing (*Spoiler Warning* I will be awesome.). So just make sure to turn down the speakers in the morning while your parents are sleeping so you don't wake them because that would probably be the oppurtune time to watch our videos...and...anyway...yeah.. .... Another thing you may be thinking is that I'm stealing the machinima business (there's a business?) from Guitarmasterx7 and Dexterboy124 and Shippiddge (Editor's note: my fellow Gaians, if you haven't heard of these awesome people (except for the third one) STOP READING RIGHT NOW (you don't have to, but if you want to continue though, I accept cash, checks, and/or gold (1000 minimum for all of them). Fear not, I'll post their links so you can watch all of their videos. Then we can talk...I mean you can read...my head hurts). Our experts at Devry University...sorry, wrong promotion. Our brainstormers (which are a bunch of Filipino midgets working in my basement earning minimum wage) are trying their very best not to copy anything and I repeat in bold if Youtube (Editor's Note: not Youtube, Gaia) would allow me: ANYTHING from anyone. Moving on. Later, I'll post some of the people who helped me out. Gaians, I am mad. And I don't mean the kind of mad that makes you beat your wife because she can't open a pickle jar because you asked her to, due to your incapability to open it yourself. Ah, the good old times. No, I'm just going to flat-out say it: I don't like the Pit of Death. The only thing you can do for fun down there is have a conversation with a hobo. He has this game where you have to say the most random thing. Now that I think about it, it might've been him snoring. Nevertheless, it's dark and scary in there (and that's just his beard). Well that's pretty much everything there is to know about me, except that I have a secret addiction to bobble heads which is...not so...secret...anymore. I personally like the bobble heads they make out of decapitated people. To wrap things up, I hope that our new series will be as successful as the series Lost...wait that's a bad thing. Oh, uh, as good as...Desperate Housewives?...you know what, this is a bad time. I've gotta go...Place.

*See? I told you that my interests/hobbies would be in here.
**You just got PWNED.

Awesomeness. Creator of critically acclaimed--I mean, creator of Brawlgasm: http://www.youtube.com/guitarmasterx7
Some British guy. Creator of Peach's Slutty Adventure and Wolf's Retarded Mission: http://www.youtube.com/dexterboy124
Another guy with some sort of helmet or something. Creator of Smashtasm: http://www.youtube.com/shippiddge
Soon-to-be Oscar Nominee Anouncer (also awesomeness). Creator of The Water Closet:
http://www.youtube.com/crankdatlarryboy
And all the other voices of different people bundled up into one Youtube account because they're all too lazy to make one each: http://www.youtube. com/user/takame73
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If you have Brawl AND a wii (because if you just had Brawl, I'd accuse you of being a freak who lives in his basement and worships the Midget God so he can take you to his house and use his midget powers to lick your elbows. Wait, where was I again...kinda lost my train of thought...oh yeah) (disregard previous statement if neccessary. Even I admit that was creepy) and you want to Brawl me via Wi-Fi, my friend code is (get ready...almost...I like to build suspence...are you still reading...well here it comes...the moment you've been waiting for...):2836-0204-7088. Just be sure to either pm me or leave a comment before you send me a request. This is exclusive to Gaia only, so consider yourself warned...I mean lucky...don't judge me!