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My journal where i write about all the crazy things that happen to me...but only some days.

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Last Login: 10/20/2010 10:31 am

Registered: 04/17/2007

Gender: Female

Location: I wish i lived in england but, am comfortable in your closet :)

About

I'm Lauren
14 Years i have graced the world with my presents
Almost 3 years since Gaia prepared for my arrival
1 year since I moved into your closet
I have 2 cats [Stewie & Misha]
I live in the magical world of Your Closetopia!
Gay bondage man <3 [around the ruler by day around the strip pole by night]
I hate most Canadian children
I hate all farm animals
My respect for horses is slowly coming back
I will NEVER like cows
Pigs scare me
Man-Ponytails scare me
n****e piercings freak me right the hell out
I hate people who remind me of myself
Upside-down pictures of people amuse me
I judge by first impressions. I am generally a nice person, unless your first impression sucks, in which case I will treat you like s**t for the remainder of the time I know you.
I hate when I see ten year old users on Gaia. Go back to Neopets. This is a PG-13 site. GTFO!
I don't accept random friend requests
Random PMs and comments are loved <3 <3
Some days I wake up happy some days i wake off pissed right the hell off, its best you don't bug me on those days
I hate Bush
I'm afraid of dying
I get paranoid easily
I hate when the front door is unlocked
I'm scared of deadly fires
I sometimes wonder if I'm insane
Sometimes I wonder if people outside my head can hear the voices
'They' tell me to disregard the thought
I drink WAY more milk than I probably should
I can't swallow pills
I'm afraid that if i swallow a pill it will get lodged I’m my throat I'm afraid of needles
I hate pointy objects
I have MAYJOR trust issues
I luff the sims 2
When meeting someone's parents, I want to portray myself as a polite individual.
Why did I use an abondance of rather large words in the sentence above and this sentence following it? 'Cause it's fun : D
I love learning about the stars and the moon
When i was younger, I wanted to be a vampire princess, I didn't tell my parents =3
I've always wanted to be in a band, but I have no talent that's required to be in one. So I guess I'd just be one of those dancers in the "Cash man" commercial...He'll give you money for your gold OH YEAH!...God I hate him
Sometimes I'll have wierd dreams of something happening and the next day it will happen
I can't spell to save my life
When people coppy me I get irritated
Whiney people tick me off [keeping this G rated] Because there's 10-year-olds here *rollseyes*
I can't leave a drink out overnight and drink it the next day [even if I got the drink at like 3AM and woke up at 7AM] 'Cause I think that someone might have poisoned it
I change things...Constantly
I love socks! they cover up nastey repulsive feet..eww
I HATE the Jon-a** brothers and that Cirus chick
They had to pay to get on this page
I hate when people brag about themselvs, w.e I don't care if you're talented, smart and get the honor roll!
If someone i have already known [and i only start seeing it now] is very 1. vindictive, 2. know it all-ish, 3. or brags about themselvs then I will probably end the friendship
I'd like to be Unique, but then again, no one is...
I try hard to be annoying, so you 'll know when I'm sad/mad or sick 'cause I won't be so annoying
Sometimes when im sick I'll still be annoying live with it
I don't like it when other people change things for me
Don't dare show me arteries or even talk to me about them...you'll make my feet hurt
Even the word arteries makes me cringe
One day technology will rule the world...and thats a bad thing
I think that I have antlophobia
I'm claustrophobic
I'm agoraphobic
I'm Al Gore-aphobic
I have a little case of arsonphobia..I think
I'll alert you when I develop a new phobia

I don't donate so don't even ask.


Lurvs
User Image- Music: metel, pop, powerpop-techno, techno XP
User Image- Cats, dogs, ducks, bunnies, rabbits, frogs, all birds, GAZELLES!!!, and alot of others just not farm animals... sheep, chichens/roosters, and lambs are okay.
User Image- music
User Image- friends [DUHH]
User Image- Making a scene
User Image- annoying people...its very amusing
User Image- drawing [thogh I suck D:]
User Image- teddy bears
User Image- these flashey heart things
User Image- my two CATZ! [lurv2J00]
User Image- Nerds... they have big hard drives [LOL!]
User Image- Gaia <3
User Image- Colors: teal, hot pink, yellow, red, blue, dark purple and turquoise
User Image- Shades: Black and white.. 'n everything in between

Hates

User Image- Know-it-alls
User Image- Show-offs
User Image- coppy-cats
User Image- rude people
User Image- people who forget my name 50 000 times in a row.. I will shun you. Whats-her-face learned that the hard way
User Image- People who hurt themselves to get attention
User Image- people who go out of their way to hurt someone
User Image- People who have squeekey annoing voices, and use their high-pitch voices to get what they want
User Image- People who take too much pride in their work
User Image- People who harm animals for the sake of
pure entertanement
User Image- PEOPLE WHO TALK IN ALL CAPS, ITS FREEKIN ANNOYING, AND SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE YELLING AT ME WHICH UPSETS ME.
User Image- People who coppy everything and anything they can just to be apart of something
User Image- People who make fun of autistic people
User Image- Homophobs
User Image- FEET
User Image- old movies with bad graphics
User Image- bright lights at 2:15
User Image- all my paranoiyyaass
User Image- people who say 'MONIES' instead of money
User Image- People who say stupid things [really dumb things that make no sense what-so-ever]
User Image- People who take my ideas and don't consult me
User Image- People who call themselvs random [people, people! Others bestow the name on you!]
User Image- People who think you're dumb, and treet you as such. Like, you could forget something, or not get something, and they will make fun of you till you die
User Imagebut over all the thing that bugs me most People who ask for donations

I HATE THAT!

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koshiishichan Report | 01/31/2009 12:18 pm
koshiishichan
lol so dumb
koshiishichan Report | 01/15/2009 12:04 pm
koshiishichan
lmao creep >___>

how did you know about that post
koshiishichan Report | 01/01/2009 1:21 pm
koshiishichan
thanks -is cool-
koshiishichan Report | 12/21/2008 9:45 pm
koshiishichan
spank you (:
koshiishichan Report | 12/21/2008 9:09 pm
koshiishichan
lmao boss

what is my sig anyways? I don't remember D:
CandiGirl393 Report | 12/12/2008 10:04 pm
CandiGirl393
Thx 4 da purchase!
koshiishichan Report | 05/29/2008 3:37 pm
koshiishichan
User Image miyediykke??
koshiishichan Report | 05/28/2008 4:09 pm
koshiishichan
User Image ORLY??

SAME HERE
koshiishichan Report | 05/28/2008 3:53 pm
koshiishichan
User Image what's poppin!
Velassera Report | 05/14/2008 6:32 pm
Velassera
What am I doing where?
 
 
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