hallo strangerrr :3
|| what a long strange trip it's been... ||
Hannah Marie, AKA Kaz Zombie
Born February 10th
Hazel Eyes, Blonde Hair, Height: 5' 6", 116 Pounds
FAQ:
Q. Are you a lesbian/bi-sexual?
A. I KISSED A GIRL, AND I LIKED IT ;D
Q. Are you emo/goth?
A. am i soup can?
Q. Do you cut yourself?
A. no. i cut other people.
Q. Are you anorexic?
A. –eating chips with crumbs on chin- hyuh? –stomachbulge- >.>
Q. What is your opinion on abstinence/sex?
A. sex turns straight people gay, gays into blacks, and blacks into mexicans. and mexicans into SWEDES. everyone goes down a notch : )
Q. Are you a virgin?
A. TO THE VIRGINMOBILE.
no, not that shitty cellphone service!
like the BATMOBILE only different.
Q. Do I know you from somewhere? –dumbguybadpickuplineface-
A. were you at the mental institution too?! : D
Q. Are you single?
A. are you sexy? ;D
Q. What’s that on your neck...?
A. ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MY BEST FRIEND GERALD!
Q. Do you have any weed? x_x
A. -holds up dandelion- isn’t that just DANDY? : D
Q. ...
A. IS THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!! UNCLEAN, UNCLEAN!!!! -bangs on head with spatula-
Q. y r u s0 b1chy?
A. USTED HABLA INGLÉS???
Q. Fdh;gfhklnkl;nklnghklnl;dkns;fklnsgjklbndfkjbtrt!!!!
A. whoa did i just get laid? o.0
Q. What?
A. JACK THE RIPPER SAID, “WHHHHAAATTTT?"
