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Title: Prince of Heart

Age: Unknown (Presumably 15, possibly born December 3rd, 2409)

Screen Name: timaeusTestified

Typing Style: Perfect grammar and syntax. More kickin' rad subtleties than can be spelled out, yo. Also uses bropuns at times.

Strife Specibi: bladekind, puppetkind, fncysntakind
Fetch Modus: Tech-Hop

Relations: Dave's Bro - pre-Scratch self
Dirk's Bro - adoptive older brother, genetic son
Auto-responder - mental clone
Jake English - possible crush/love interest
Lil' Cal - guardian

Live(s) in: A high-rise apartment in the middle of the ocean (Houston, Texas)

Likes: Puppets, Robots, Philosophy, Mythology, Horses/Ponies, Robo-Death-Matches, Katanas, Rapping, Artificial Intelligence

Music: Unite Synchronization ♫
Orange Hat ♫
Battle Brotocol ♫
Anbroids V2.0 ♫
Whistling Jackhammer ♫
Despot ♫
Stress ♫
Miasmajesty ♫ Sweet Dreams, Timaeus ♫
Moonsetter ♫

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Enter Name ==>

Your name is DIRK.

Holy s**t do you love PUPPETS.

You possess the extreme dexterity to operate your FALSE FRIENDS UNSEEN, that is, when they are not pre-ambulatory through your LOVINGLY IMBUED MECHANIZATION. You dig writing COGNITIVE ALGORITHMS FOR SAID APOCRYPHAL MEN, and you think maybe that's ********' DOPE. Guess what else is dope? Everything ELSE YOU DO. You're a sickwicked autodidact on ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS, a selfmade MASTER OF MYTHOLOGUE, and a PRETERNATURAL POPCULTURE ACADEME.

If you weren't so DAMN ALOOF and actually let people GET A LOAD, you might get described all kindsa ways. Maybe tagged as a RENAISSANCE NINJA, PHILOSOPHER PRINCE, and FLASHSTEP PUPPETEER. Or perhaps a PANTHEONIC IRONICIST, GANGSTA LOGICIAN, LUCID WAKER and DERSITE SPY. Screw descriptors though, as if the shits you give ain't nil. You're cool with dabbling in the FINE SEQUENTIAL ARTS, and your work could be viewed by some as BORDERLINE PORNOGRAPHIC. And to those philistines you'll be heard wondering, what the ******** do you mean BORDERLINE?

Against the better judgment of one your age, you BUILD ROBOTS, SET THEM TO KILL MODE, AND SPAR WITH THEM TO DEATH. That is, when you're not SENDIFICATING THEM TO FRIENDS, or DUELING THEM WITH RAP LYRICS. But you try to cool it on the deathmatch stuff when your BRO is looking, which is virtually NEVER. And considering he's had a reputation staked on some order of MARTIAL NOBILITY, this strikes you as a STAGGERING OVERSIGHT IN BROTHERLY VIGILANCE. You don't have the HEART to hold it against him, though.

What will you do?

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UTI-chan Report | 08/23/2012 4:56 pm
UTI-chan
NICE AVI AHHH!!!!
PutTheBunnyBackInTheBox Report | 07/29/2012 9:41 pm
PutTheBunnyBackInTheBox
hello!
hehe, thanks for the friend request. How are you?

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