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Hey, My name is Spazz, or just a lot of people call me that. You'd have to PM me in order to find out my real name. But, whatever. I'm currently dating Azurebutterfly678. Oh, and really enjoy breakfast cereal and anything that fits in a toaster.
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
*She gave him a big hug*
Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she lo
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*falls down for sleep*