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4laugh heart 4laugh Once an abnormal guy went to a doctor. His abnormality was that he had three balls. He thought it to be a reproductive abnormality so he wanted to consult a doctor. But he was a little hesitant to present his situation to the doctor. So he tried to explain it to him indirectly. He said, ''Doctor ,if you combine your and my balls, then the result will be five!'' The doctor was amazed to hear that.
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your trousers." she said.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants.
Smith and questioned him about implants. He explained that, before you do anything too serious, there is a method that has worked for a lot of my patients. Every morning when you wake up rub your boobs and say ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies.'' She did this faithfully for weeks and noticed one day that they actually were getting bigger, she was very impressed.
HEY SEXIIII.....CAN I INVITE YOU OVA TO MY HOUSE....SIT YOU DOWN DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LIL CONVO....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY ROOM....LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF....LIGHT A FEW CANDLES....TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES....WALK TO THE DRESSERAND TURN ON SOME MUSIC....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED....GET UNDER THE COVER....AND ASK YOU TO DO WAT YOU NEED TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORKMY WAY DOWN....AND FINALLY I GET ON YOUR KNEES AND START....
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