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Good evening,

I am known as the Tomato Mage. You may not have heard of me. Let me posit that I am a being from another time, and place. I have come to your world in search of happiness, which to me is found by conquering places. You see, I have a higher order, from my master, the Creater of All Things: To conquer your world. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...!

... What? You're still here? Don't make me sic my pet dog, Grover, on you. Go away. Otherwise, I'll call the cops. Lousy kids...

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Dr. Hale Jackson's personal diary

[i]This diary was found in a pile of charcoal outside a power plant in an undisclosed town in the American heartland. It's owner was nowhere to be found, but the story it paints is horrifying, at best, and a call to arms, at the worst. Within lies th


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spookykoopas

Report | 11/28/2006 12:20 pm

spookykoopas

*pokepokepoke*
Last Shaman

Report | 10/19/2006 7:43 am

Last Shaman

Hmmmmm.. . .

I'm lost, and I not even in Silent Hill?
Howard?
spookykoopas

Report | 08/25/2006 8:33 pm

spookykoopas

    Yar har, fiddle de de,
    Being a pirate is alright to be!
    Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
    You are a pirate!    [/list:u]
Tomato Mage

Report | 08/20/2006 4:39 pm

Tomato Mage

Moof. No, the Great Dog, who will cleanse all the ills of the world, and bring us... Into a new age... Of Peace... The Great Red Dog! Do you know of whom this humble servant speaks..?

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CLIFFORD! THE GREAT RED DOG!
Last Shaman

Report | 08/20/2006 1:59 pm

Last Shaman

Fu, fu, fu my comrade!

The dog from Silent Hill or, grr???
Tomato Mage

Report | 08/20/2006 1:29 am

Tomato Mage

.... Oh my! *faints* I despair from this! Watch me cry, cry until I no longer have any tears. This is a cruel world, and you have thrown salt in my wounds!...

Heya, mon. Thanks for the welcome.
spookykoopas

Report | 08/20/2006 1:23 am

spookykoopas

Science Fiction, Double Feature... Frank has built and lost his creature...


WHEE!
I totally stole your comment virginity!
8D


Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet... The servant's gone to a distant planet...

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