you're the same decaying organic matter as everyone else
i'm kinda nice.
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on the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. he made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. i tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. i almost didn't notice it had happened, but i suddenly threw up all over him. he was not pleased, and i couldn't stop laughing.
I LOVE THIS CAT.
