Toki ams a regular in Charles Offdensen's Dethguild. I'm busy, but I goes there every night to answer questions froms the fans... well, as longs as I am obligated to answer dems.
No, I will nots sleeps wis ya. Don't gots ta asks me agains. >>
Ams Toki Wartooth of bands 'Dethklok.' Ams not very many animated bands in this world but we ams likes to say we ARE THE BEST. No, not best animated bands. Best bands the world has ever seen ever.
actually, ams facts. Not opinions.
There are many things I ams likings to talk about. I like candies, crumbcake wis the little loganberries, I likes the band, I likes video games! LOVES video games! and internet porn, wowee! I likes building model airplanes and pickled herring sandwiches and I likes all my wonderful, wonderful fans!~
abouts me? Well, I comes from small town in Norway. Lives wis my mom and pop. Sometimes I remember the times in Norway when... family... pants down....... spank.......
- catatonic stare-
O-oh! Ams not finished yet! Ams needs to shows you so much more interesting things! Listens! I wants to shows you the band! -childish smile- I tooks pictures of them so yous can see!~ <3
Nathan Explosion ams lead vocals and writes the lyrics.
ams Murderface... fat sacks of craps. He ams bassist.
stupid jack-off a** tits dumb Skwisgaar thinks he ams gooders guitar players than me. he ams LEAD guitarist.
Pickles ams Dethklok drummer.
Charles ams manager. Does press and concert bookings.
and that ams me and my cat. I plays rhytms guitars but I also makes the snacks. <3
