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Clue (the movie) Quotes

Mustard: "Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests ?"

Wadsworth: "You don't need any help from me."

Mustard: "That's right!"



Mustard: "Who would want to kill the cook?"

Scarlet: "Dinner wasn't that bad."



Mustard: "You lure men to their death like a spider with flies."

White: "Flies are where men are most vulnerable."



Peacock: "Is there a little girls room in the hall?"

Yvette: "Oui, oui madame."

Peacock: "No - I just want to powder my nose."



Mustard: "This is war Peacock, casualties are inevitable. You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. Any good cook will tell you that."

Peacock: "But look what happened to the cook!"



Star Trek Quotes

Spock: "If I were human, I believe my response would be: Go to hell... if I were human."



McCoy: "Once, just once, I'd like to be able to land someplace and say, 'Behold! I am the archangel Gabriel!'"
Spock: "I fail to see the humor in that situation, Doctor."
McCoy: "Naturally, you could hardly claim to be an angel with those pointed ears, Mr. Spock; but say you landed someplace with a pitchfork?"



Flavius: "Where do you come from? What do you call those?"
Spock: "I call them 'ears'."
Flavius: "You trying to be funny?"
Spock: "Never."



Worf: "Captain I must protest. I am not a merry man!"



Odo: "You'd shoot a man in the back?"
Garak: "Well, it's the safest way, isn't it?"



Spock: Ahh, Mr. Scott, I understand you’re having difficulty with the warp drive. How much time do you require for repair?
Scotty: There’s nothing wrong with the bloody thing!
Spock: Mr. Scott, if we return to space dock, the assassins will surely find a way to dispose of their incriminating footwear, and we will never see the captain, or Dr. McCoy, alive again.
Scotty: Could take weeks, sir!



Kirk: Spock, where the hell’s the power you promised?
Spock: One damn minute, Admiral.


Gowron (reciting a Klingon proverb): "Act, and you shall have dinner; wait, and you shall be dinner."


McCoy: "He's dead Jim!"

Miscellanious Quotes

"Something tragic happened to her husband.... oh yes, he died..."

"The pen is blue, the pen is blue.... the *beep* pen is BLUE!"

"We are zooming!"
"Yup, we're sure hauling a**. Hey, do you know what we've got back there?"
"You just told me: a**-- we are hauling a**!"
"I'm not giving up, and neither are you, and neither am I!"

"Surely you can't be serious!"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirely."

"It's a stake-out."
"Oh, bon apetit."

"God is our co-pilot."
"Do you remember our car?"
"Yes..."
"Two seats? Where's he gonna sit? Where?"

"Three eyes are better than one!"


"Infatuation makes otherwise reasonable women behave in unreasonable and illogical ways. It is a result of biological forces inciednt to racial survival. Infatuation should be regarded with forebearance. Though episodic, it is almost invariably self-limitng."


"The best trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist."


"You were just the wrong man, in the wrong place, at the wrong time."
"Story of my life."


"Are you AIMING for these people?"
"No! Well, maybe that mime."

"I'm the best at what I do, and what I do is...
SO TERRIBLY PRETTY!" (This line is actually said by Wolverine)


Serious quotations now... sorry XD
AT 17 (by JANIS IAN)

I learned the truth at seventeen
That love was meant for beauty queens
And high school girls with clear skinned smiles
Who married young and then retired
The valentines I never knew
The Friday night charades of youth
Were spent on one more beautiful
At seventeen I learned the truth

And those of us with ravaged faces
Lacking in the social graces
Desperately remained at home
Inventing lovers on the phone
Who called to say, "come dance with me"
And murmur vague obscenities
It isn't all it seems at seventeen

A brown eyed girl in hand-me-downs
Whose name I never could pronounce said
Pity, please, the ones who serve
They only get what they deserve
The rich-relationed home-town queen
Marries into what she needs
With a guarantee of company and haven for the elderly

Remember those who win the game
Lose the love they sought to gain
In debentures of quality
And dubious integrity
Their small town eyes will gape at you in
Dull surprise when payment due
Exceeds accounts received at seventeen

To those of us who knew the pain
Of valentines that never came
And those whose names were never called
When choosing sides for basketball
It was long ago and far away
The world was younger than today
And dreams were all they gave for free
To ugly duckling girls like me

We all play the game and when we dare
To cheat ourselves at solitaire
Inventing lovers on the phone
Repenting other lives unknown
That call and say, "come dance with me"
And murmur vague obscenities
At ugly girls like me, at seventeen



NOT A PRETTY GIRL (by ANI DiFRANCO)

I am not a pretty girl
that is not what I do
I ain't no damsel in distess
and I don't need to be rescued
so put me down punk
maybe you'd prefer a maiden fair
isn't there a kitten stuck up a tree somewhere?

I am not an angry girl
but it seems like I've got everyone fooled
every time I say something they find hard to hear
they chalk it up to my anger
and never to their own fear
and imagine you're a girl
just trying to finally come clean
knowing full well they'd prefer you
were dirty and smiling

and I am sorry
I am not a maiden fair
and I am not a kitten stuck up a tree somewhere

and generally my generation
wouldn't be caught dead working for the man
and generally I agree with them
trouble is you gotta have youself an alternate plan
and I have earned my disillusionment
I have been working all of my life
and I am a patriot
I have been fighting the good fight
and what if there are no damsels in distress
what if I knew that and I called your bluff?
don't you think every kitten figures out how to get down
whether or not you ever show up

I am not a pretty girl
I don't want to be a pretty girl
no I want to be more than a pretty girl

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Nodoka Springfield 27

Report | 08/18/2009 8:37 am

Nodoka Springfield 27

http://z6.invisionfree.com/Elite_Writers_Zone/index.php?http://s6.invisionfree.com/Elite_Writers_Zone/
join me at my rp site! biggrin
Shuichi Shindou Cosplayer

Report | 07/18/2009 9:39 pm

Shuichi Shindou Cosplayer

Thank you for joining ^_^
Poenarisus

Report | 03/31/2008 10:06 pm

Poenarisus

I really like your avatar as well as the fact that you have both Star Trek and Ani Difranco on your profile page. More power to you.
zaku41k

Report | 06/13/2007 10:58 pm

zaku41k

Awsome quotes.
b-a-n-a-n-a-s_i-n_p-js

Report | 06/03/2007 7:47 am

b-a-n-a-n-a-s_i-n_p-js

hello! I love your Avi!! it is so awesome! lol well ttyl!! smile
NinjaPirate007

Report | 05/18/2007 11:27 pm

NinjaPirate007

cute avi
^.^
Dracorion

Report | 05/13/2007 6:15 am

Dracorion

Hey TPila! Remember me? From the old Marak Industries? Did you see that the guild has been redone?
TPila

Report | 03/11/2007 5:26 pm

TPila

To Farthingale: Thanks so much for the correction! I'm quite embarrassed, (I seldomly mix up my words) and wished someone would have corrected me sooner, but thank you! English is actually one of my favorite subjects! ^^
Water_seeme11

Report | 03/08/2007 8:11 pm

Water_seeme11

Cool avvie
Farthingale

Report | 03/05/2007 2:53 am

Farthingale

Hi there -- Your avatar is gorgeous, I had to comment when I saw it in the Star Trek guild. biggrin Great quotes too. wink Btw, the quote your avi is saying should be "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned". (*is English teacher*)