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We only have six minutes to do this
Six minutes are you insane?
Shut your mouth Brian before I shut it for you
Nomi, She's orgasmic! < 3
Aw, thank you!
Accidents have destroyed the world, that's how you were born.
People who donated: Snuggy Muffin
If you touch him, I'll find you and staple hams to your feet!
"Repetition is extremely overrated, but a step out of normalcy is unnecessary."
"Style is when they're running you out of town and you make it look like you're leading a parade."
"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired."
"God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages."
"Fools rush in where fools have been before"
"The point of war is not to die for your country but to make the other b*****d die for his."
"A bird in the hand will probably s**t on your wrist"
"We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance."
"I have a mind like a steel trap; it's rusty and illegal in 47 states."
"Don't think of it as being outnumbered; think of it as a wide target selection."
"Max has been quite spry lately.""If by "Max" you meant "Pornography" and by "spry" you meant "costly"."
What am I about? Im about me, yup. My stupid humor, my bad taste in fashion, my love for all things insane, mi whoribal speleng, my deep dark poetry, my attention-defict-hyper-disorder, my caring nature, my awkwardness, my rad dance moves, my ways to make anyone embarassed, my outgoing personality, my who-the-hell-do-you-think-you're-talking-to speech, my abilty to trip over a wireless phone, my ways of getting out of trouble because of my oscar award winning fake crying, my band, my dorky friends, myself, Im about who I am.
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