About

HEY!
Im a gluten free tutti frutti Gummy Bear! w00tw00t! uhm..i'm JJ,,,!!! -_-'
im NEVER boring..and you should congratulate me if i dont get a detention at school..i get 1 every day -_-'
I'm scene & i come from Canada, Ontario, Napanee!
I'm crazy..kinda stubborn..im a !3itch at times..i can be VERY evil (okay..this is your warning..dont pee me off!)
im 15 W0000000T!..uhm..okay..people say im really funny..they say im mean towards boys..teehee! (tht's right boys....I GOT MY EYES ON YOUUUUU! >=)!!!!!)
& plz dont hate me before u know me okie dokie.
i like 2 meet new peepz so if ya got MSN add me:
xx_JJ_xx_2k8@hotmail.co.uk

__0% dis-likeable
██ 10% MEAN (ROAR!)
███ 20% Scene (its true..)
████ 30% Kool! (okay maybe 70% more than that) XD
█████ 40% Happpy! (acctualy, im happy all the time)
██████ 50% Awesome!! TEEHEE
███████ 60% Crazy
█████████ 70% Dumb..(yes unfortunatley..thats so true!)
██████████ 80% HYPER!! (i'm hyper 24/7!)
███████████ 90% Careing
█████████████ 100% Lovable (YES, I AM!)

I LOVE MY FRIENDS (yes..in a friend way..ovcourse)
BAH, i cant spell!

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils..!

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. (HEHE..thats is so wrong!)

BOYS! are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped..(THEIR RETARDED!)

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! (HELLZ YEA!)

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
( =O!..WE BLONDES ARE NOT THT DUMB!)

*DANCES* you dont wanna join me.?!?
FINE! i'll dance for you! *DANCES LIKE A CRAZYYY PERSON!)
BOOOP!BOOOP!W000T!W0000T!

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!! *INHALES deeply* wahahahahaha!!!!! Okay, who believed that?! Seriously! Fess up! Sweet...innocent motives.....wahahhaa!!!
*leaves while wheezing*