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Hey. I'm Tyler. I'm an overall nice person unless you completely diss something I like. I like Star Wars, books, and a bunch of other s**t.
Stuch
"I have found a strange knee joint in a frog that only exists on an island you've never heard of near Indonesia. Tell me, how did this frog that you've never heard of until now evolve this knee joint?"
"Erm, I couldn't tell you until I-"
"Ha! You can't prove it was evolution! Intelligent Design wins by science!"
"But-"
"Na na na na naaa naa!"
IronySandwich
jamiewillgetyou
hey everybody
word from god
they atheist who claim thou are smarter then they mass, are indouptely stupid
God has remarkably poor spelling and grammar.
Tsukonyomi
...I don't see the religion in Easter and Christmas traditions
someone said Jesus is back, damn we gotta hide the eggs?
KaijuPaizuri
I wouldn't save either of them. If I had to choose, though, the priority list of whom I would save would be-
!. Myself.
2. Hot sorority chicks.
3. People I know or who are useful to me.
4. Animals I know or who are useful to me.
5. People I don't know, but who share similar national/cultural/ideological traits to mine.
6. People I don't know, but who share similar ethnic/linguistic/social class traits to mine.
7. Tasty animals, who can be killed and eaten at a later date.
8. Everyone else, except for furries and the French.
9. Every other animal, except for furries and the French.
10. The French.
I wouldn't save furries under any circumstances.
i be moses
NotQuiteNecessary
...There are no words. It's not just the fact that your name is 'i be moses', or that you just yelled balls, your avatar truly makes it.
Now, ever time I go to temple with my Grandmother, I will picture Moses saying balls.
You've given me an excuse never to attend a religious mass again. Thank you, Moses.
It's what I'm here for.
i be moses
NotQuiteNecessary
i be moses
NotQuiteNecessary
...There are no words. It's not just the fact that your name is 'i be moses', or that you just yelled balls, your avatar truly makes it.
Now, ever time I go to temple with my Grandmother, I will picture Moses saying balls.
You've given me an excuse never to attend a religious mass again. Thank you, Moses.
It's what I'm here for.
I know man. I know.
this should be a good visual aid.
ReiDuck
Giant Eyeball
Please don't put words in my mouth. What I am saying is, that if you have willing sex, no matter how much protection you use, you are still at fault for getting pregnant.
If you get struck by lightning, then it's your own damn fault for not living in a bunker 100 feet underground. You will be denied medical treatment accordingly.
Why does it matter whose "fault" it is?
************** (6:56:22 PM): you know ou should learn to be more gentle with ladies.
ringwraith123645 (6:57:30 PM): Why?
ringwraith123645 (6:57:33 PM): Some girls like it rough.
...And then it dawned on me what I had just said.
Spencer: So, I got this cell phone, and...
Jacob rounds the corner.
Jacob: What about lesbians?!
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Every time you pray for me, I sacrifice a kitten.
Please, think of the Kittens.
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