(Insert Redundant greeting here)

"Today I made an appearance downtown
I'm an expert witness, Because I say I am
And I said, "Gentlemen...and I use that word loosely...I will testify for you...
I'm a gun for hire, I'm a saint, I'm a liar
Because there are no Facts, There is no truth,Just data to be manipulated
I can get you any result you like...whats it worth to ya?
Because there is no wrong, there is no right
And I sleep very well at night
No shame, No solution
No remorse, No retribution
Just people selling t-shirts
Just opportunity to participate in this pathetic little circus
And winning, winnning, winning."
(In The Garden of Allah)