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I'm pretty awful at writing descriptions, so I'll let my friend take over. If he calls me a moron or anything, it's not my fault.Heeeeey. You're probably here to read about my friend, Nick. First off, he doesn't deserve to look like a flying Sith fisherman, because he's pretty nice, which comes back to bite him in the rear more often than not.
Either that, or I just kick him in the rear. It's pretty fun. Not as satisfying as the shins of course...
Kind of wandered there. Anyway, he's obsessed with reading, and does so with a frequency rivaling that of how often people die in Shakespearean writings.
Yeah, that was witty.
Hmmm. I've run out of metaphors. Time to aim for a new approach.
He got smacked for that. I'll keep it regardless because it's pretty amusing. If you wish to harass him for his stupidity, go bug Player Character. He'll deserve, the rotten, profile-raping b*****d...
Hey! You should talk, you damn jedi-fisherman.
I really don't know why I keep letting him write things.
Seeing as he's bound to find something else to be stupid about if I keep typing, I'll end this with a list of my interests.
-Reading
-Gaming
-More Reading
-Music, mostly alternative rock.
-Eating a lot.
-Punching people who type in size 9 fonts
-Humor, when it's not a fat joke about me.
-Being sadistic and hurting his friends for making fat jokes
-The above is true.
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BFFL MAN. BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE.
Represent, dawg.