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THE PIMP

Total Value: 93,011 Gold, 8,500 Tickets

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Item List:

Red Wine Pimpin' Hat

Pimpin' Red Shirt

Red Wine Pimpin' Jacket

Red Wine Pimpin' Platforms

Crimson Red Pimpin' Skirt

HIPster Red Tint Shades

Celebrity Date

Red Turquoise Dragon Torso Tattoo

Red Turquoise Dragon Bottom Tattoo

Red Roses Chest Tattoo

Ace of Spades

THE GUNNER

Total Value: 154,625 Gold

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Item List:

8 for all Gaians Blue Jeans

Blacklisted Skimpy Swim Bottom

Blacklisted Skimpy Swim Top

Coal Gunner Coat

KoNfUzEd rAiNbOw ToE SoX

Gray SKA shoes

Aoi Cache Shades

Chyaku Norisu Scarf

Black Roses Chest Tattoo

Red Green Dragon Torso Tattoo

Red Green Dragon Bottom Tattoo

THE VET

Total Value: 440,109 Gold

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Item List:

Gardenia Vintage Town Coat

Elegant Snowy Leggings

Cool Dress Starter Shoes

Gold Hoop Earrings

Gwee the Dragon

KiKi Kitty Plushie

Mochi the Puppy

MoMo the Monkey

Stethoscope

CoCo Kitty Plushie

Angel Wing Arm Tattoo

Bullshit

My ride I never pimp out

Meet-up and Rally

Who is this hoe?

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Last Login: 11/02/2011 10:27 pm

Registered: 08/21/2005

Gender: Female

Location: I'm in Silent Hill, Raping joor Maniquinns

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HAY GUYS! AM I COOL YET!? =O

Holder of the Golden Arches

In any city, in any country, go into any mental institution or halfway house you can get into. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the Golden Arches". A look of hunger will come over the person's face, and they will lead you down a dark, wide corridor, seemingly big enough to drive thru.

As you walk down the corridor, you will pass several windows which open upwards. Do NOT look at them, and definitely do NOT attempt to open them. Simply continue down the path. As you reach the door, listen carefully, and you will hear someone chant "Ba dup ba ba ba," to which you must answer, "I'm lovin' it." The door will swing open and you will find yourself in a small room with a clown standing behind a counter.

The clown will beckon you up to the register and ask what you would like. Do NOT order, or even look upon the menu, for it contains horrors, the sight of which would drive you mad. Simply say "I would like to apply for a job." The clown will smile and motion you to come behind the counter. He wilthen say "I'm feeling kind of hungry." You then have exactly one minute to make the clown a Big Mac and large fries. The clown will sit down, and you must serve him his meal with a large Coke. After the clown finishes his meal, he will say one of two things. If he says, "I'm still hungry," flee as fast as you can, though it is probably too late, for the clown will toss you into a gigantic deep fryer and consume you, piece by piece, until his hunger is satiated. However, if the clown says, "That was good," stand perfectly still, and allow the clown to rise from his seat. He will say, "You are hired," and present you with a golden nametag. You may then leave through the back exit.

This nametag is item 113 of 538. Use it to let them know who you are.

GIMME PLOX <3 KTHXILU

Keeping you from seeing my goodies.

Crackshop

Sup. I'm selling Hats and old gaming stuff.

also I'm selling crack.

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This is me, bitches

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Kris_Dragoness Report | 01/23/2010 8:28 am: I know you have been, I miss talking to you. But I'm glad to see ya back. :3
Kris_Dragoness Report | 10/29/2009 1:52 pm: Happy Birthday!!!! surprised
Kris_Dragoness Report | 08/27/2009 2:06 pm: What's up Uini?
Tarma Roving III Report | 06/21/2008 7:15 pm: YOU'RE GREAT
Catchman Report | 06/21/2008 2:34 pm: TARMA GET
lortay20 Report | 05/18/2008 3:44 pm: ello ello

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Sky-Blitz Report | 05/01/2008 1:10 pm: Something smells like Uini...
Erin Haze Report | 04/05/2008 2:52 pm: Yeah I've been lurking on Gaia for years. Still here for a couple of guild forums keke.
Erin Haze Report | 04/02/2008 2:28 pm: Bakasam oho. Name changed a while back due to obsessive stalker types =(
Erin Haze Report | 03/31/2008 1:17 pm: Hohoho. Hello there >:3