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"A daydream is a meal at which images are eaten. Some of us are gourmets, some gourmands, and a good many take their images precooked out of a can and swallow them down whole, absent-mindedly and with little relish." ~W.H. Auden
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Hello all! And Welcome to my most humble abode! As Chopper from 'One Piece' would say:
"Thanks a*****e!"
For visiting! HEY! Turn on Your Speakers!
Song - Too Little Too Late(remix)
Artist - Jojo
Featured Anime - Various (as in lots of them)Just a little Poem I wrote the other day.
Synesthesia
We, the insane, gather here today
to celebrate a new member into our folds!
And we're running, running far away
See me? Breathing? Never!
Synesthesia, Synesthesia
I'm seeing music, I'm hearing colors!
Beat me down and build me up.
Doctor, Doctor, don't you know?
You can't fix what ain't broke.
Am I insane in a sane world?
Or sane in an insane one?
Are you? How can you be so sure of your sanity?
See the music, see the music
Maintain a healthy level of insanity!
The color of your voice is oh-so beautiful
Synesthesia, Synesthesia
Warp me, Change me, Dance with me
Show me the world as it was meant to be
The rain falls with a pitter-patter and a scream
Lovly, lovly, my beautiful-ugly
See the Music! See the Sounds!
Colors! Colors! Synesthesia!
Doctor, Doctor don't you know?
We, the insane, gather here today...
"The road to hell was ordered by the ritgeous, planned by the well meaning, and paved with good intentions."Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. ~Dr SunWolfMaybe we should develop a
Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon. A happiness weapon. A beauty bomb. And every time a crisis developed, we would launch one. It would explode high in the air - explode softly - and send thousands, millions, of little parachutes into the air. Floating down to earth - boxes of
Crayolas. And we wouldn't go cheap, either - not little boxes of eight. Boxes of sixty-four, with the sharpener built right in. With
silver and
gold and
copper,
magenta and
peach and
lime,
amber and
umber and all the rest. And people would smile and get a little funny look on their faces and cover the world with
imagination. ~Robert Fulghum
"What if I'm a weeping willow? Laughing tears upon my pillow?"
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"Live.Love.Laugh."Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die. " -Lester Burnham, American BeautyDonations!!!
xenoskeith-1000 gold
Too Funk to Druck- 25,000 gold and Red Uchiwa Fan
Oogama- Inner Fire Kimono, 20,000
Darksoul71- Fire Flower
Lilithidae-2,500
Animoro-20,000
Granite-angel-art-7,000
What kind of cake are you?My Results:
Birthday Cake You're most like Birthday Cake. You're a very expressive person. You stand out from everyone else because of your unique, fun personality. You seem outgoing and like you know how to have a good time. You're never too serious, like a Birthday Cake. Your personality is colorful, confident and bold. You get along with most people and you know how to put a smile on everyone's face.
...and then I felt sad because I realized that once people are broken in certain ways, they can’t ever be fixed, and this is something nobody ever tells you when you are young and it never fails to surprise you as you grow older as you see the people in your life break one by one. You wonder when your turn is going to be, or if it's already happened.
--"LIFE AFTER GOD", DOUGLAS COUPLAND
Things Super Kitty Hates!
(in no particular order)
Twilight, Stephanie Mayer
Hypocrites
Raceists
Anti-Feminists
Bean Paste
Closed-minded Idiots
Bullies
Jerks
Grapefruit
Scary Movies
Spiders
Narcacists
(more to be added)
Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a fairy somewhere that falls down dead. ~James Matthew Barrie, Peter PanA nod,
a bow,
and a tip of the lid
to the person
who coulda
and shoulda
and did.
~Robert Brault, "A Poem Missing the Word Woulda," www.robertbrault.com
The Joys of Science Camp
By Jenne1234567
"Sometimes it's just a short swim from the shipwreck of your life to the island paradise of your dreams -- assuming you don't drown in the metaphor."
-- Robert Brault TEN WAYS TO ACE YOUR JUDGMENT DAY INTERVIEW
1. Be on time.
2. Tell the Lord you've heard a lot about heaven and like what you hear.
3. Be neat, alert, make direct eye contact.
4. Don't stare at the facial hair.
5. When the Lord speaks, lean forward, look interested.
6. Be familiar with the Lord's background. ("I really liked your Ten Commandments.")
7. Be clear on where you want to be in five years.
8. Be honest about personal flaws. ("I tend to be too forgiving.")
9. Do not hesitate to underscore qualifications. ("I go to church every Easter.")
10. Make it clear that you'll accept the standard benefits package.
-- Robert Brault
((now I'm not particularly religious or anything but you have to admit some of these were pretty funny!))
There is a saying among lobsters: Life is hell, then you're boiled alive. But, see, you are not a lobster. --Rebert Brault
Monday's child is fair of face.
Tuesday's child is full of grace.
Wednesday's child is full of woe.
Thursday's child has far to go.
Friday's child is loving and giving.
Saturday's child works hard for a living,
But the child who is born on the Sabbath Day
Is bonny and blithe and good and gay.
--Mother Goose Nursery Ryme
GUILDS
~0.0~Rainbows apologize for angry skies. ~Sylvia Voirol
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Also Questing: Cloud, Spring Wanderer, Serene Green
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