quoffle!! let me random on randomly in a randomistical way as to confuse you long enough to take your cookies, wives, undead wives, squirrels and patruding bits, and hord tham in my top secret hide out that is only known to me [my kitchen] thus in doing so your soul will remain exactly where it is and will be completely undisturbed by my doings, but ye beware i have awesome powers of randomnisticality and neh i use them for evil, [they have no effect on anyone] but if i used them for good i would be a** deep in women, and thats alot of women. but remember as your not reading this in the correct order [yes you are]
i am making off with a pillage of your goods and wives, undead and all [no im not] yes i am [ no im not] am too!!! look see im making off [no *shakes head* your not. ] who are you any ways to know weither i am or am not making of with or with out a pillage? [dont try to confuse me it wont work] no... it cant be.... i killed you.... [ no *shakes head* you only thought you killed me because thats what i made you think after i defeated you with my amazing coherant powers.] NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *clears voice* some things have come up and i must go attend to them, but rest assure i will make off with something of yours *grabs a pen* like this i think i'll take this. [no you wont] GODDAMN IT!!!!!
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