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Out With The Old

Yo! And welcome to my joint.
I am Valentino Turned, ya mugs.
I've been shattin' on my uppers for a couple of months now.
So I came to chisel the case dough outta my baby sister, see.
And if any of yous don't like it you can go climb your thumb if yas know whad I'm say'n... Capiche?

In With The New

Welcome ta my joint. The name's Valentino, ya mugs. What? Ya askin' 'bout my business? That's kinda personal. Seriously, ya really think I'm gonna divulge information about my import export business? Ya all screwy cuz that ain't neva gonna happen. Besides, I ain't confirmin' or denyin' nothin' cuz there ain't nothin' ta confirm or deny, capiche? Now get outta here, ya botha me kid.

What ya got more questions? Ya wanna know if I ever chiseled the case dough outta my baby sister? Inquisitive sucka ain't-cha. Well, that ain't none-ya business. Ya ask too many questions, that could get ya a brand new pair a cement shoes. If yas know what I'm sayin'?

Now amscray or I'll ventilate-cha!

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Santino_Piazzi Report | 05/20/2023 6:22 pm: If I knew who did it, boy would they get a tongue lashin'. But, everyone's had access to the car, Boss. It's a classic 'who done it'.
Santino_Piazzi Report | 05/18/2023 8:01 pm: Gosh, I think someone sabotaged the car! There's some kinda drink shoved in the engine. Yeah, right straight up in there!
-metal noises-
Oh GOSH! I think they might have put some of the drink in with the oil! I think I'm gonna be sick, Boss. SICK!
Santino_Piazzi Report | 05/16/2023 3:00 pm: Oh GOSH! Sorry, Boss! The car quit on me! I'm doin' my best ta fix it but.... OOooh GOOOOoooosh!! How'd that happen!? Who would stick that in there? gonk
Silver Freak Report | 12/27/2022 2:50 pm: -GASP-
Val! What do you think you're doing!? How uncouth!
Silver Freak Report | 09/19/2022 4:28 pm: oooOOOOooo!
Money!
*eyes sparkle and grabs a wad of cash*
Silver Freak Report | 09/17/2022 10:02 pm: VAL!
*squeals and hugs Val as tight as humanly possible*
You're wearing white!!! emotion_dowant
Silver Freak Report | 09/02/2022 9:23 pm: *Sneaks up behind Val and sticks a rod to his back*
Now ya gonna listen, see, yeah, see. Ya gonna dos what I sayz or yas gonna be pushin' up dem daisies, see. Which isn't as pleasant as it sounds, see.
Silver Freak Report | 08/30/2022 10:41 pm: Val, why do you look so angry??
Giovanni Romano Report | 08/22/2022 6:45 pm: Yeah Boss, undastood.
Silver Freak Report | 08/19/2022 5:16 pm: *peeks up at Val from behind the pillow with a sulky, pouty face*
But you take too long and forget.
*scooches up to Val, still hugging the pillow tightly*
How am I suppose to remind you if I can't remind you?

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