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Report | 05/20/2023 6:22 pm

If I knew who did it, boy would they get a tongue lashin'. But, everyone's had access to the car, Boss. It's a classic 'who done it'.

Report | 05/18/2023 8:01 pm

Santino_Piazzi

Gosh, I think someone sabotaged the car! There's some kinda drink shoved in the engine. Yeah, right straight up in there!
-metal noises-
Oh GOSH! I think they might have put some of the drink in with the oil! I think I'm gonna be sick, Boss. SICK!

Report | 05/16/2023 3:00 pm

Santino_Piazzi

Oh GOSH! Sorry, Boss! The car quit on me! I'm doin' my best ta fix it but.... OOooh GOOOOoooosh!! How'd that happen!? Who would stick that in there? gonk

Report | 12/27/2022 2:50 pm

Silver Freak

-GASP-
Val! What do you think you're doing!? How uncouth!

Report | 09/19/2022 4:28 pm

Silver Freak

oooOOOOooo!
Money!
*eyes sparkle and grabs a wad of cash*

Report | 09/17/2022 10:02 pm

Silver Freak

VAL!
*squeals and hugs Val as tight as humanly possible*
You're wearing white!!! emotion_dowant

Report | 09/02/2022 9:23 pm

Silver Freak

*Sneaks up behind Val and sticks a rod to his back*
Now ya gonna listen, see, yeah, see. Ya gonna dos what I sayz or yas gonna be pushin' up dem daisies, see. Which isn't as pleasant as it sounds, see.

Report | 08/30/2022 10:41 pm

Silver Freak

Val, why do you look so angry??

Report | 08/22/2022 6:45 pm

Giovanni Romano

Yeah Boss, undastood.

Report | 08/19/2022 5:16 pm

Silver Freak

*peeks up at Val from behind the pillow with a sulky, pouty face*
But you take too long and forget.
*scooches up to Val, still hugging the pillow tightly*
How am I suppose to remind you if I can't remind you?

Report | 08/15/2022 8:15 pm

Giovanni Romano

Thanks Boss, that means a lot comin' from ya.
*Stomach churns *
Yeah, sure, no problem.
*Swallows hard*
No thinkin', lookin', talkin', or touchin'. That whatchya lookin' fa Boss?

Report | 08/15/2022 6:23 pm

Silver Freak

*doesn't answer val and covers her face with the pillow, trying to hide behind it*

Report | 08/13/2022 7:11 pm

Silver Freak

AH! AH!
*self comforts by hugging herself*
Why are you being so mean to me, Val?
*lips quivers*
Is it wrong of me to want your presents and lobster dinners?
*scoots a good distance away*
I thought... you wanted to spend time with me but instead you're saying I'm not a lady. And, on top of that you called me a bad name.
*big tears fill Silver's eyes*
I never call you bad names.
*grabs a pillow from the couch and hugs it tight, trying to hold back tears*

Report | 08/12/2022 3:55 pm

Silver Freak

VAL!
*gets all huffy and plops back down on the couch next to Val, getting all up in his face*
You can't say no deal when I've already agreed to it! That isn't fair!
*narrows eyes*
Fine, because I am such a reasonable and merciful lady, I will renegotiate the deal to accommodate your.... complaints.
*clears throat*
I get presents from you every other day with lobster dinners in between and you get 1 weekday of work without any shenanigans.
BUT!
This all hinges on if you can beat me in a contest.
*a small smirk spreads across her face*
If you lose, the deal reverts back to my previous offer and it becomes the new deal and is approved by me and you. If I lose, you can either accept my proposal or revert it back to your first offer. The choice is yours.

Report | 08/09/2022 8:37 pm

Silver Freak

*puts a finger up to Val's lips*
Shhh Shhh Shhhhhhhhh.
Now, Val, there will be no more talking about ashtrays, home brewings, and icky things like that. It just isn't suitable conversation with a lady. You know better than that.
And as for terms, I believe you have it all backwards. I will tell you my terms and then I will say if they are acceptable or not.
*Taps finger on her chin*
Well for starters, I don't think I like the idea of you having strange men coming in and out of your house leaving teapots all over the place. Not only is it untidy but don't you think that's dangerous? You could get hurt! I also think that it is very reasonable for you give me a present every other day. It could be jewelry, a dress, makeup, other fancy things. Whatever you think will make me happy. Then on the days that you don't give me a present, you can either buy me lobster or make me a 6 course meal.
*eyes sparkle with imagination*
And then we will go dancing!
*get ups and twirls across the floor like a ballerina*
It will be ever so romantic!
*lets out a sigh and hugs self*
You will also let me wear your fedora all day, any day I ask for it. I think that's fair.
*squeals*
It's a done deal!

Report | 08/07/2022 2:47 pm

Silver Freak

GASP!
*almost spills her tea*
Valentino Emiliano, language! You are in front of a lady.
*indignantly straitens up her dress and listens to Val*
.... Are you sure you're not over worked? Because I didn't understand the last thing you said. It got all funny. And you would have had to brew it. It's your tea pot, right? I didn't make it and I would never have a tea pot like that. I'm much too refined.
....
WAIT!
*forgets about the mysterious tea*
"Might" is a very subjective term Val!
*puts hands on her hips*
I just don't think it's very advantageous for me to agree to such a bias deal. We will just have to work out the details.
*reaches out for her cup of tea*

Report | 08/05/2022 3:53 pm

Silver Freak

*Lets out a concerned sigh*
Now Valentino, let's be honest with ourselves. You know I don't serve such poison in my house and you are definitely being a Mr. Grumpy Grumpington.
*pours just a touch of milk into his tea*
You must be working ever so hard. It's definitely affecting your delicate sensibilities.
*puts 3 lumps of sugar in his tea*
I think that you should just have Slim and Angelo take over for a while. Just for a day or two, that's all.
*pours a cup of tea for herself and doctors it up, just like Val's*
Then on your day off, you can take me out for lobster without a face! It will help me refine my palate. Ladies must always have a sophisticated sense of taste.
*scoots closer*
And then your happiness will sparkle like starlight! Don't you wanna sparkle like a star, Val?
*Squeals and elbows him playfully*
And, what do you mean 'did Tabby or I brew this', didn't you?
*goes to take a sip of her tea*

Report | 08/04/2022 6:49 pm

Silver Freak

*Takes off Val's hat and sets it aside*
Ooooh Vally wally pudding pie.
*Pets the top of his head*
You are so silly and grumpy.
*Puts the empty teacup and saucer in his hand*
I would never serve you cold cinnamon buns, it just isn't done.
*Takes the cigarette out of Val's mouth and puts it out in the ashtray before stifling a cough*
Not to mention you can't even drink it. What would people think of me if I served such a thing? And, in my own domicile nonetheless.
*Picks up the warm teapot and starts pouring it into Val's cup*
Would you prefer milk or sugar? I would suggest both, milk for helping in mildness and sugar to help the bitterness.
*bats eyelashes*
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Report | 08/02/2022 3:40 pm

Silver Freak

*Giggles*
Your abode?
*Ballerina spins over to Val and plops on the couch unceremoniously*
I think you mean 'My' abode. Remember what's mine is mine and what's yours is mine. So really it should be me welcoming you.
-GASP-
I didn't even welcome you! Oh, How rude alala!
*clears throat and straightens up*
Oh Mr. Turned welcome to my humble abode. I am ever so honored that you accepted my invitation to tea. Please make yourself at home and have a seat.
...
Oh my, you already have. How bold of you. Well, no matter.
*reaches over and grabs a flowery teacup*
Would you ever so enjoy a nice warm cup of tea? Oh and might I say, you do look rather dashing in your mourning suit. Were you very close to the deceased?

Report | 07/24/2022 6:20 pm

Silver Freak

*Squeals*
Val, look how handsome you are now! You were made for beach vacas!
*tries to hug the living daylights out of Val and screams*
BEACH VACATION!

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