Awesome Quotes from Awesome People

"How does one mummify said chicken?" - My Esteemed Colleague



"I'll clean my room, in exchange for your immortal soul." - Wednesday Addams



“And, after all, what is a fashion? From the artistic point of view, it is usually a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.” - Oscar Wilde



“Hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do.” - Oscar Wilde



“For after all, the best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain.” - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow



"Everyone thinks of changing the World, but nobody thinks of changing himself." - Tolstoy



“When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir?” - John Maynard Keynes



“Don’t let the people who live on fear and hate govern how you live.” - Melissa Etheridge



“Three candles that illuminate every darkness: Truth, Nature, and Knowledge.” - Traditional Celtic Triad



“Father Dougal: God Ted, I’ve heard about those cults. Everyone dressing in black and saying our Lord’s going to come back and judge us all.

Father Ted: No...no Dougal, that’s us. That’s Catholicism you’re talking about there.” - from Father Ted



“The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everyone else, and this is a feeling I have always cultivated.” - Oscar Wilde in The Remarkable Rocket



"I am the blue egg of the Great Cackler." - The Egyptian Book of the Dead



"It looks like some bird who only eats pink nail polish defecated on my feet." - Mme Bella



"It's the man, man." - James Pond